Name: YeonJin Jung
Year: 2022
Major: Food Science
Hometown: Seoul, Korea
Campus Activities: CHI
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Gun usage will be
illegal from today.
What is your most useless talent?: I can fold the clothes perfectly.
Blurb: Life of a Cornell Student: An endless cycle of waitig for the last day of classes.
       
     
 Name: Zoey  Aarons
       
     
 Name: Belan Antensaye
Year: 2018
Major: Biology and Society
Hometown: Essex, Vermont
Campus Activities: studying
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: covfefe
What is your most useless talent?: Predicting which tupperware container the leftovers will fit into
Blurb: "'Ginger tea eases the pain of being alive' - JRB" - VD
       
     
 Name: Chrissy Chen
Year: 2018
Major: Food Science
Hometown: Englewood Cliffs, NJ
Campus Activities: Hearsay A Cappella, Food Science Product Development Teams
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Pls don't eat the
romaine lettuce.
What is your most useless talent?: I can burp on command hahah
Blurb: If you don't try you'll never know.
       
     
 Name: Ariel David
Year: 2022
Major: Economics
Hometown: New Rochelle, New York
Campus Activities: Cornell Historical Society, Hillel Israel Engagement Commitee
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Cheese is just a
loaf of milk
What is your most useless talent?: I can almost touch my toes
Blurb: Thank you Kanye, very cool!
       
     
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 Name: Dana Horowitz
Year: 2019
Major: Industrial and Labor Relations
Hometown: Queens, NY
Campus Activities: VP of Internal Affairs for the Class of 2019 Council, Convocation Committee,
Peer Advisor at Cornell Career Services, Cornell in Washington (Spring 2018)
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Dunkin has
released their seasonal iced coffee flavors
What is your most useless talent?: Picking out which house the couple is going to buy on House Hunters
Blurb: "There is no limit to what we as women can accomplish" -Michelle Obama
       
     
 Name: Erin Scannell
Year: 2021
Major: Animal Science
Hometown: Hasbrouck Heights NJ
Campus Activities: Alpha Zeta Fraternity, Polo team
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: That it was
national dog day!!
What is your most useless talent?: I can recite 50 digits of pi?
Blurb: I’m a new sophomore transfer from the Univeristy of Delaware. It’s my first semester at Cornell and
I am absolutely loving it. The people I’ve met here so far are amazing, and I love all the opportunities for
me on campus. Right now I’ve joined AZ, the agricultural fraternity on campus and I play polo.
       
     
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 Name: Mimi Goldberg
Year: 2021
Major: ILR
Hometown: Scottsdale, AZ
Campus Activities: Cornell Speech and Debate Society, Tour Guide, Public Service Scholar,
Friends of Farmworkers
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Pineapple is
required on all pizzas plz
What is your most useless talent?: Really good at being super late at everything
Blurb: Fake it, still don't make it.
       
     
 Name: Jessica Sprague
Year: 2021
Major: ILR
Hometown: Syracuse
Campus Activities: Orientation Leader, ILR Peer Mentor, Cornell Dining Supervisor at North
Star, Rose Scholar
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Anyone down for
grocery shopping?
What is your most useless talent?: Being good at luck-based games
Blurb: Highly competitive, yet terrible winner and loser;)
       
     
 Name: Shivani Parikh
Year: 2018
Major: Development Sociology
Hometown: Rockland County, NY
Campus Activities: South Asian Council, Interfaith Council, Mortar Board, Residential Student
Congress
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: The United
Kingdom just launched a "National Samosa Week" and that's something we're going to start here too.
What is your most useless talent?: I can mimic cat sounds fairly well, mostly meows.
Blurb: "New Brown America represents a whole generation of kids that are descendants of either
immigrants or immigrants themselves, that are coming to America, enriching what it means to be an
American." - Hasan Minhaj
       
     
 Name: Alec Sun
Year: 2019
Major: Biometry & Statistics
Hometown: Kennewick, WA
Campus Activities: Cornell Music Vs., PhiDE, Beta Theta Pi. Can be found eating at Trillium or
"taking a quick study break" in Libe Cafe
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Salt & Vinegar
potato chips are the best flavor and anyone who says otherwise is wrong!
What is your most useless talent?: I can whistle breathing in and out!
Blurb: "It's only game! Why you heff to be mad?"
       
     
 Name: Meera Bhide
Year: 2019
Major: Human Biology, Health, and Society
Hometown: Palo Alto, CA
Campus Activities: Jazz Voices, Cornell Minds Matter, Salsa Pa'lante, napping in WSH
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: u up?
What is your most useless talent?: I can lick my elbow
Blurb: "I'm so tired but I really want to eat this cabbage"
       
     
 Name: Duoer Jia
Year: 2021
Major: Performing and Media Arts & Computer Science
Hometown: Inner Mongolia, China
Campus Activities: International Student Union, Cog Dog Theater Troupe, Guac Traveling
Magazine
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Put down your
phone and truly interact with people in real life
What is your most useless talent?: Sleep over 24hr straight
Blurb: I directed a play called Rumors this semester which I'm very proud of. Currently still trying to find
out how acting/directing and computer science can work out together.
       
     
 Name: Grace Han
       
     
 Name: Sylvia Onorato
Year: 2019
Major: English (with Spanish minor)
Hometown: New Milford
Campus Activities: Poetry editor for Rainy Day, Secretary of Opera Society, Marketer for
Literary Society, Cantor at Mass, Co-Secretary of Cook Collective
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: I won't cry wolf -
Presidential Alerts are only for emergencies, so I would not send one out unless necessary.
What is your most useless talent?: Painting oyster and clam shells
Blurb: Thanks for including me in 161 faces!
       
     
 Name: Emily Jacobsson
Year: 2018
Major: Economics
Hometown: Rowland Heights, CA
Campus Activities: Big Red Ambassadors, Daily Sun Graphics, Chinese Bible Study
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: hello everybody
please have a nice day ok love you bye
What is your most useless talent?: i can type at 89 wpm but with incredibly low accuracy
Blurb: i hate scrambled eggs. change my mind
       
     
 Name: Yi Wen
Year: 2019
Major: Biochemistry, Molecular and Cell Biology
Hometown: Kunming, China
Campus Activities: growing and killing bacteria and viruses, taking pictures, and drinking coffee
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: THIS IS NOT A
TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. Action is needed. Global warming is real!!!
What is your most useless talent?: Calligraphy, excessive long-term memory of useless details
Blurb: Where's your next destination? Keeping traveling!
       
     
 Name: Malek Jacobs
       
     
 Name: Caitlin Namnoum
Year: 2021
Major: MBA
Hometown: Atlanta
Campus Activities: Board Member - Johnson Women in Technology; High Tech Club; Women’s
Management Council Board Member; Marketing Association; Founder & President - Johnson
Wellness Club; Blockchain and Innovation Club; Admissions Ambassador
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "WE SHOULD ALL
BE FEMINISTS"
What is your most useless talent?: Advanced equestrian athlete
Blurb: nap enthusiast
       
     
 Name: Amber Zhen
Year: 2018
Major: Computer Science
Hometown: Paoli, PA
Campus Activities: Women in Computing at Cornell, Cornell Animation Club, Baja Racing
Project Team
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: time to board the
Axiom y'all
What is your most useless talent?: Eating an entire baguette in one sitting.
Blurb: Wanna get boba?
       
     
 Name: Devin Sullivan
Year: 2019
Major: Urban and Environmental Policy
Hometown: Westchester, New York
Campus Activities: Cornell Book Review; Sustainable Tompkins
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Lost in East Wing.
Send help.
What is your most useless talent?: I can almost always guess your astrological sign incorrectly.
Blurb: Did I mention I was vegan?
       
     
 Name: Ding  Yuan
       
     
 Name: Lily Yu
Year: 2022
Major: ECE
Hometown: Malvern
Campus Activities: Sleeping, Eating, Studying, Dying
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Look at me, Look
at me...I'm the captain now"
What is your most useless talent?: Being average
Blurb: A normal student at Cornell University
       
     
 Name: Angela Cui
       
     
 Name: Amanda Amornwichet
Year: 2021
Major: Materials Science and Engineering
Hometown: Norristown, PA
Campus Activities: ESW Biofuels, CIAS, Food Recovery Network, Swing Dance
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: idk probably
something terrible about climate change or nuclear war I obviously didn't start
What is your most useless talent?: Planking with my legs in a pretzel shape
Blurb: Netflix once told me to make a separate account for my kids... I don't have kids I just watch too
much Phineas and Ferb
       
     
 Name: Tanmay Bansal
Year: 2021
Major: Information Science
Hometown: New Delhi, India
Campus Activities: Social Business Consulting, Cornell Data Science, Cornell Mars Rover,
Tarana A Cappella
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: THIS IS A
REMINDER that chicken nuggets were invented at Cornell.
What is your most useless talent?: I can raise one eyebrow at a time.
Blurb: I should be in class right now.
       
     
 Name: Vicky Hsu
       
     
 Name: Sofía López Cartagena
Year: 2019
Major: Communication
Hometown: Caguas, Puerto Rico
Campus Activities: Puerto Rican Student Association, Communication Student Advisory Board,
Phi Alpha Delta
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: .
What is your most useless talent?: I can sing like Shakira
Blurb: Best thing about Cornell is the bench at the top of the slope
       
     
 Name: Ploy Chirathivat
       
     
 Name: Antina Yeh
Year: 2022
Major: Hotel Administration
Hometown: Kaohsiung, Taiwan
Campus Activities: Cornell Club of Taiwan, HEC94, Global China Connection
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Free Ice cream at
White House
What is your most useless talent?: I can fold my tongue in half without using my teeth
Blurb: Antina is a freshmen at the Hotel School. Currently 18 years old, she’s spent 11 years in Taiwan, 1
in Canada, and 6 in America. A stern believer in horoscopes and blood type personalities, Antina is a
proud picses and has type O blood type. Antina enjoys playing the piano, creating music playlists, and
filling up online shopping carts with expensive items but never actually purchasing them. Born and raised
in Taiwan, Antina hopes to pursue a career that will allow her to show the world the beauty of Taiwan.
       
     
 Name: Judy Zhu
Year: 2022
Major: Hotel Administration
Hometown: Vancouver, BC
Campus Activities: Cornell Chamber Orchestra!
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: lol wyd
What is your most useless talent?: Existing
Blurb: whenever i get change from a store, i always put it in a jar when i get home. it doesn't seem like
much but it adds up so on a rainy day when i'm hungry and don't have lunch money i can just go to the
piggy bank and eat the coins
       
     
 Name: Isabelle Aboaf
Year: 2021
Major: Government and American Studies
Hometown: Aurora, Colorado
Campus Activities: Body Positive Cornell, Cornell Symphony Orchestra, Cornell Roosevelt
Institute, Residential and New Student Programs, Cornell Nordic Ski
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: GET OUT AND
V.O.T.E !!!!!
What is your most useless talent?: Singing the alphabet backwards.
Blurb: "Retweet"
       
     
 Name: Kristen Wong
       
     
 Name: Brady Bunkelman
Year: 2018
Major: Biological Sciences
Hometown: Excelsior, MN
Campus Activities: Alpha Phi Omega
Pants Improv Comedy
Habitat for Humanity
Resident Advisor
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: WARNING
WARNING THIS IS NOT A TEST THIS IS NOT A TEST EVERYBODY PANIC SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE
SAVING ANY OTHERS YOUR SEAT CUSHION CAN BE USED AS A FLOTATION DEVICE PLEASE USE ANY
AND ALL EMERGENCY EXITS DO NOT GO IN A CALM AND ORDERLY FASHION PUSH OTHERS DOWN IN
ORDER TO SAVE YOURSELF AVOID ALL LIGHT BEAMS AND LASERS THAT YOU SEE AND MOST
IMPORTANTLY SCREAM wait jk april fools
What is your most useless talent?: Passable dabbing posture
Blurb: If you’re looking for something inspirational, well, pick up a god damn book. But honestly, take
some time to yourself, the years go by more quickly than you think. Enjoy yourselves, smile, and most of
all, LIVE! Peace out Girl Scouts *dabs in slow motion*
       
     
 Name: Katherine Heaney
Year: 2020
Major: ILR
Hometown: Larchmont, NY
Campus Activities: Phi Sigma Sigma, Big Red Ambassadors, Cornell Daily Sun
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Just be nice to
one another.
What is your most useless talent?: Irish goodbye
Blurb: Come again when you can't stay so long!
       
     
 Name: Nicole Fung
Year: 2022
Major: Economics
Hometown: Barquisimeto, Venezuela
Campus Activities: Uh... Still working on it
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Meal Deals:
Wendy's 4 for $4 combo!
What is your most useless talent?: Naming furniture
Blurb: Single
Bilingual
Ready to mingle
From Monday to Domingo
       
     
 Name: Crystal Ko
Year: 2021
Major: Hotel Administration
Hometown: Houston, Texas baby
Campus Activities: I'm the music director for Measureless a cappella, am part of a string quartet,
and am working at the Statler Hotel as a banquets chef.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Be completely
humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love.
What is your most useless talent?: I can click my tongue RREALLLYY loudly.
Blurb: My name is Crystal Ko, a sophomore Hotelie who dreams of opening her own restaurant someday.
I love cooking, singing, dancing, and playing instruments and honestly sometimes wish I could just be a
musician. In the future, I hope to spend at least a year serving as a long-term missionary in East Asia
working with underprivileged elementary and university students as I did in during high school with my
church.
       
     
 Name: Melanie Valencia
       
     
 Name: Sharon Ferguson
       
     
 Name: Viva Paintsil
Year: 2022
Major: Human biology, health and society
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY
Campus Activities: Christian Union
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Disposable plastic
bottles are now illegal in the US! Everyone must have a reusable bottle henceforth. Let's save our
environment!
What is your most useless talent?: Having so many tricks to winning tic tac toe.
Blurb: Why are there 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, but not 60 hours in a day?
       
     
 Name: Ashwariya Lahariya
Year: 2019
Major: Master's in Fiber Science
Hometown: 7754 miles across the globe
Campus Activities: Being the research face that no one sees except my lab!
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Give a flower and
say get well soon to that orange face 🤪
What is your most useless talent?: Selective extrovertism
Blurb: "You are protected, in short, by your ability to Love"
       
     
 Name: Aliza Adhami
Year: 2019
Major: Human Biology (HBHS)
Hometown: Fort Wayne, IN
Campus Activities: South Asian Council, advocacy, Pakistani Students Association, infant/child
research
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: welcome to the
resistance
What is your most useless talent?: hula hooping!
Blurb: Love yourself, sis
       
     
 Name: Andrea White
Year: 2020
Major: Environmental and Sustainability Sciences (ESS)
Hometown: Irvine, CA
Campus Activities: Running Club, Treasurer of Johnson Museum Club, Lost Crops Research
Group
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Since whatever I
sent would be polarizing, probably something about the environment.
What is your most useless talent?: running really long distances
Blurb: Let us go then, you and I, when the evening is spread out against the sky-- T.S.Eliot
       
     
 Name: Zixian Zhu
Year: 2019
Major: Engineering Management
Hometown: China
Campus Activities: Hiking along the river
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Enjoy your time
right now
What is your most useless talent?: My hair is super hard
Blurb: Always be myself
Year: 2019
Major: Engineering Management
Hometown: China
Campus Activities: Hiking along the river
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Enjoy your time
right now
What is your most useless talent?: My hair is super hard
Blurb: Always be myself
       
     
 Name: Adam Riesenfeld
Year: 2019
Major: Communication
Hometown: Rye Brook, New York
Campus Activities: Communication Student Advisory Board, Media Effects Lab, Slope Media
Group, Sigma Alpha Mu
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Bagels will now be
tax-exempt
What is your most useless talent?: Mechanical bull riding
Blurb: Don't let anyone tell you that tying your shoes with the bunny ears method is wrong
       
     
 Name: Claire Liu
Year: 2019
Major: College Scholar/Government
Hometown: Palo Alto, California
Campus Activities: Tour Guide, Cornell Mentors for Incarcerated Youth, Outdoor Odyssey
retiree, Clilam
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Can anyone invent
a pug that does not shed or have nasal problems ASAP?
What is your most useless talent?: I have double-jointed big toes that impress all individuals who are
lucky enough to see them in action.
Blurb: Hang out with me for many fun historical facts about our glorious university and a cup of
home-brewed kombucha!!!!
       
     
 Name: Chau Nguyen
Year: 2020
Major: Environmental Engineering
Hometown: Clearwater, FL
Campus Activities: Being gay, research assistant
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: The alert would be
set to notify the US on the morning of my finals: "Please wake me up for my final before I miss it."
What is your most useless talent?: I can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, any position, no matter how loud it
is, and all within under 3 mins.
Blurb: Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns.
       
     
 Name: Emma Dewil
       
     
 Name: Melissa Brown
Year: 2020
Major: MPA, Cornell Institute for Public Affairs
Hometown: St. Joseph, Missouri
Campus Activities: None, I'm a graduate student. My fun is finishing my papers on time.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: If y'all still out here
discriminating and oppressing people, we don't want you.
What is your most useless talent?: Re-watching all seasons of The Office in one day.
Blurb: Read my published journal "A Face of Poverty" in the Dissenting Voices Journal. Just google it,
you'll find it.
       
     
 Name: Jay Gandhi
Year: 2019
Major: Chemical and Biomolecular Engineering
Hometown: Mumbai, India
Campus Activities: Board games, books
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: There are no clear
answers
What is your most useless talent?: Playing the video game FIFA
Blurb: Will always be a student (hopefully)
       
     
 Name: Elena Healy
Year: 2019
Major: Nutritional Sciences
Hometown: New York, NY
Campus Activities: Temple of Zeus, Cornell Predental Society, Smile for Students
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: North posted this
while playing games on my phone. Not sure why or how she chose it but I'm not complaining.
What is your most useless talent?: Pretty decent at whistling.
Blurb: Let's get this bread.
       
     
 Name: Noah Wartels
       
     
 Name: Carlton Riley
       
     
 Name: Jack Nichols
Year: 2022
Major: College Scholar
Hometown: Los Angeles
Campus Activities: Senior Assistant to the International Chief Watcher of Squirrel Watchers
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: America, hide your
acorns. They are coming!
What is your most useless talent?: Watching squirrel watchers?
Blurb: Come to think of it, I've never really stopped to ask myself why I've dedicated my entire life to
watching squirrel watchers. Maybe this isn't my purpose. Maybe I've wasted all this time! What do I do?!
AHHHHHHHH!
       
     
 Name: Josh Marion
Year: 2021
Major: History
Hometown: Groton, MA
Campus Activities: KDR, The Chordials, Intermural Soccer
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Anytime I saw a
dog I’d send a memo just saying that there’s a cute dog
What is your most useless talent?: I can do the worm
Blurb: Applesauce is such an underrated food. It’s just so good.
       
     
 Name: Nicholas Heisler
Year: 2019
Major: Economics & Near Eastern Studies
Hometown: New Rochelle
Campus Activities: Drinking coffee at Zeus
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Despite the
negative press Covfefe
What is your most useless talent?: In 8th grade, I had to memorize religious legal codes in a now dead
language. I guess that's pretty useless...
Blurb: Hi mom! Look, its me - your son! I made it onto 161 Faces!
       
     
 Name: Milam Milhouse
Year: 2019
Major: Information Science
Hometown: Chicago
Campus Activities: URMC, CAF, Take 2
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: people are dying,
so stop worrying about the bullsh*t
What is your most useless talent?: my sense of sarcasm
Blurb: idk... im just happy to be here!!
       
     
 Name: Jasmine Nie
Year: 2022
Major: Physics
Hometown: China
Campus Activities: CUDAP
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Ha! Your
president is not American!
What is your most useless talent?: whistle
Blurb: Hi! I am Jasmine in A&S. I sleep 8 hours every day and love playing ukulele in my free time. Hayao
Miyazaki is my favorite animator and Sylvia Plath is my favorite author. Right now, I am learning ASL. I am
a STEM student but everything about me makes myself doubt that. Nevertheless, I LOVE Physics!
       
     
 Name: Stephan Teng
       
     
 Name: Lauren Zoneraich
       
     
 Name: Helen Hu
Year: 2021
Major: Chemistry, CS
Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA
Campus Activities: Cornell Daily Sun
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: I'd like to send the
"Turner Doomsday Video," but if I had to send an original text, I'd probably just send this: ( ́▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
What is your most useless talent?: I can fold a paper crane with a wingspan smaller than the width of my
thumbnail.
Blurb: I'm a failed mixed media painter who settled for STEM after realizing I couldn't hack it out in art
school. I enjoy reading plothole-ridden Chinese fanfiction, coding impractical CSS animations, and
worldbuilding for novels I'll never write. I'm afraid of bugs and having to confront the inherent
meaninglessness of my own existence. Before I die, I'd like to ride in a hot air balloon, conquer the
northern hemisphere with an army of robots, force my sovereign lands to save the bees at the expense of
industrial agriculture, survive an assassination attempt by an alliance of industrially sympathetic rebel
groups, fake my own death and let the rebels tear my empire to pieces in the ensuing power vacuum, go
into hiding in central China and spend the rest of my life growing sesame, and pet a St. Bernard.
       
     
 Name: Amelia Zohore
       
     
 Name: Lily Canaan
Year: 2019
Major: Sociology (PAM, Business, Inequality Studies Minors)
Hometown: New Canaan, CT
Campus Activities: Cornell Women's Varsity Rowing, POLIS
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: If you're reading
this it's too late
What is your most useless talent?: Being able to hold any object with only two fingers
Blurb: Hi! My name is Lily Canaan and I am from New Canaan, Connecticut. I am scared of dogs and live
in my Barbour jacket.
       
     
 Name: Yana Kalmyka
Year: 2021
Major: ILR
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY
Campus Activities: Cornell Sun, The People's Organizing Collective, First Generation Student
Union, KAPi
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Please stop
juuling in class
What is your most useless talent?: Sleeping for 12-15 hours a day over breaks after depriving myself of
rest for roughly a semester
Blurb: "Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our
family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family."(labor-side ILRies, wya?)
       
     
 Name: Ruby Que
Year: 2020
Major: Performing and Media Arts, Comparative Literature
Hometown: Canton, China
Campus Activities: Cornell Cinema, Cornell Daily Sun, Delta Kappa Alpha professional
cinematic society, Watermargin, Phi Sigma Pi honors fraternity
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: don't talk or text in
the theatre - PLEASE.
What is your most useless talent?: i'm situationally funny
Blurb: help a broke college kid out - let me know if you need a film made
       
     
 Name: Andy Kim
Year: 2022
Major: Linguistics/CS
Hometown: Irvine, California
Campus Activities: Drums, Guitar, Piano (street performance too)
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Новый телефон,
Кто это?
What is your most useless talent?: I mastered the art of walking with my feet lining up exactly with the
tiles on the ground.
Blurb: Save the birds, dogs, and cats! If we can't meet them, then what's this all been about? What am I
working toward?
       
     
 Name: Kellie Ochs
Year: 2019
Major: Industrial and Labor Relations
Hometown: Tomkins Cove, NY
Campus Activities: IDP Facilitator, Research Assistant at Scheinman Institute, Alpha Chi
Omega, Olin Lobby Lurker, Hideaway
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Climate change
real, capitalism bad, feminism cool!!
What is your most useless talent?: This implies I have any talent to begin with.
Blurb: I’d like to formally apologize to anyone I’ve bullied into shotgunning with me these past 3.5 years.
       
     
 Name: Meredith Abato
       
     
 Name: Vanessa Navarro Rodriguez
Year: 2018
Major: Government
Hometown: Ithaca
Campus Activities: TBH I'm the least involved person, I do research & rock climb
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: I'd send them a
picture of my dog, Luna
What is your most useless talent?: I can cry on command
Blurb: I'm so extra that for slope day I embroidered my instagram handle on my shirt
       
     
 Name: Connie Hou
Year: 2022
Major: ECE/CS
Hometown: Corning, NY
Campus Activities: Cornell Club Tennis, WICC, SWE
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Wish the best for
us all, not me or you.
What is your most useless talent?: Doing the worm
Blurb: Just a small town girl trying to experience a big world.
       
     
 Name: Adeyemi Oyemade
Year: 2020
Major: Information science
Hometown: Lagos, Nigeria
Campus Activities: Phi sigma kappa brother
IFC judicial board

If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Good morning and
have a wonderful day
What is your most useless talent?: Double jointed
Blurb: ???
       
     
 Name: Komal Gupta
Year: 2020
Major: Information Science
Hometown: Glenview, IL
Campus Activities: Chordials Co-Ed A Cappella, AXO
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Chicken tenders
will now be classified as a vegetable and I am a vegetarian.
What is your most useless talent?: I can touch my nose with my tongue!
Blurb: here for a good time, not a long time
       
     
 Name: Sam Lagasse
Year: 2022
Major: PhD Student in English
Hometown: Stamford, CT
Campus Activities: Graduate Resident Fellow in Flora Rose House, English Graduate Student
Organization Advocacy Liaison, Graduate Policy and Liaison Committee Member
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: N/A. If I were
President, something would have had to go terribly wrong.
What is your most useless talent?: I am a great whistler.
Blurb: I write about Indian modernities, style, and queerness.
       
     
 Name: Hailey Sokoloff
Year: 2020
Major: Spanish
Hometown: San Diego, CA
Campus Activities: Student Assembly Health & Wellness Committee, Phi Mu, Club Gymnastics
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: ~Madame
president~ here, sorry I’m late.
What is your most useless talent?: I can walk on my hands!
Blurb: Fish are friends not food.
       
     
 Name: Salaiha Mughal
Year: 2022
Major: Biological Sciences
Hometown: Hicksville, New York
Campus Activities: MECA, PSA
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: You already know
we really out here gang gang.
What is your most useless talent?: Speaking in a variety of different accents.
Blurb: I'm from a town called Hicksville in Long Island, New York. (Yes its called Hicksville) I speak almost
exclusively in a select group of phrases: "It be like that", "it be your own", "we really out here", "gang gang",
and on days I'm feeling risky, I may even switch it up and say "It really be like that sometimes." I
unapologetically love Captain America and Robb Stark and absolutely love watching films. I want to
eventually become a physician and would like to pursue an English minor alongside it.
       
     
 Name: Jeremiah LaCon
Year: 2021
Major: Biology and Society
Hometown: South Orange, New Jersey
Campus Activities: Writer scientific magazine on campus "The Research Paper".
Member of Cornell Democrats.
Red Carpet Ambassador.
Student Dining Hall worker.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Just legalized
marijuana AND secured universal health care, we lit fam"
What is your most useless talent?: Can skip a rock more than four times.
Blurb: Enjoy the small moments, have fun!
       
     
 Name: Jenny Wen
Year: 2022
Major: Electrical and Computer Engineering
Hometown: San Jose, California
Campus Activities: Taking the bus even for one stop, stuffing my face at the dining halls,
pretending to study in my room but really just watching Brooklyn 99, sleeping at 3am for no
apparent reason, spending more time complaining about how much work I have to do than
actually doing it, etc.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Just your friendly
neighborhood reminder: don't forget to stay hydrated!
What is your most useless talent?: I can puff out my cheeks and stick out my tongue at the same time
(apparently, it's a rare skill)
Blurb: College has truly led to personal growth: my body can now tolerate freezing temperatures. Who
knew?
       
     
 Name: Gracie Todd
Year: 2019
Major: Communication
Hometown: Eugene, OR
Campus Activities: Cross Country, Track and Field, Cornell Daily Sun Writer, Teagle Issue
Room Worker
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Love you guys!
What is your most useless talent?: I routinely run very long distances at speeds just slightly slower than
that of an underpowered golf cart
Blurb: I was named after my favorite color
       
     
 Name: Kelsey Chan
       
     
 Name: Jenna Korotkin
Year: 2019
Major: Human Biology, Health & Society
Hometown: Fairport, NY
Campus Activities: Anything Goes Musical Theatre Troupe, Alpha Chi Omega, 3D Body Scan
Research Group
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Ariana Grande
dropped the "thank u, next" video early
What is your most useless talent?: I can do a cartwheel in 4-inch heels
Blurb: "You can never be overdressed or overeducated"
       
     
 Name: Noah Burgett
Year: 2019
Major: Economics
Hometown: Rockville, MD
Campus Activities: Former Varsity Swimmer, Pi Sigma Epsilon
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: wrong number,
sorry
What is your most useless talent?: I have a dent in my head
Blurb: I couldn't get into wines
       
     
 Name: Hamed Rabah
Year: 2019
Major: Information Science
Hometown: Beit Hanina, Palestine
Campus Activities: Cornell Blockchain, Entrepreneurship Club, Arab Student Association
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Going to build a
huge wall between America and Trump. And Trump is going to pay for it!
What is your most useless talent?: I can hop on one foot while hula hooping!
Blurb: Success shouldn't be measured by talent, money, or even hardwork. In the end I think the most
important thing is leaving the world better than we found it.
       
     
 Name: Jasur Abdurazzakov
Year: 2021
Major: AEM
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY
Campus Activities: Still exploring
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: My fellow
Americans, I posted a picture on my IG, so make sure to go on my page and like the recent post.
What is your most useless talent?: Ride a bike without using the handlebars
Blurb: Big sports enthusiast supporting the NY Knicks, NY Giants, and Liverpool
       
     
 Name: Samuel Zverev
Year: 2021
Major: Human Biology, Health, and Society
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY
Campus Activities: Research, Food Recovery
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: It’s spoopy season
so let’s scoop that paper all through October
What is your most useless talent?: Kind of funny sometimes
Blurb: Follow my IG @sort_of_lowkey_sam and lets get this bread
       
     
 Name: Zehra Jafri
Year: 2019
Major: Human Biology, Health, and Society
Hometown: Holliston, MA
Campus Activities: Cornell Undergraduate Research Board, ECC Lab, Pakistani Students
Association, Alpha Epsilon Delta
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: OMG you won't
believe what you did last night...
What is your most useless talent?: Making it through college without a single cup of coffee
Blurb: "Be like the flower that gives its fragrance even to the hand that crushes it"
       
     
 Name: Eric Berg
Year: 2019
Major: Electrical and Computer Engineering
Hometown: St. Louis, MO
Campus Activities: Cornell Baja Racing Project Team, Sabor Latino Dance Ensemble
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Be happy, there's
no point in being sad.
What is your most useless talent?: balancing poles on my chin
Blurb: they call me the ginger skateboarder kid
       
     
 Name: Thomas Wu
Year: 2022
Major: Economics and Sociology
Hometown: Topeka, Kansas
Campus Activities: Cornell Annual Fund Caller, Ascend Club Member, SEGC Business Analyst
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Global warming is
real
What is your most useless talent?: I can crack my toes without end
Blurb: certified koreaboo
       
     
 Name: AbdulRahman Al-Mana
Year: 2020
Major: Urban and Regional Studies
Hometown: Doha, Qatar
Campus Activities: International Students Union
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: REJECT
AMERICAN CAR CULTURE AND ACCEPT TRAINS AS OUR LORDS AND SAVIORS
What is your most useless talent?: I am uncannily good at Mario Kart, to the point where it is concerning
how much time I have spent to get good at Mario Kart. I have spent way too much time as an adult
perfecting my craft at a video game made for children.
Blurb: AbdulRahman Al-Mana is a student sent as a delegate by the Qatari government to observe
American culture and return with observations about the alien and exotic ways of the people of the United
States.
       
     
 Name: Michael Richardson
Year: 2021
Major: Engineering Physics
Hometown: Rockville, Maryland
Campus Activities: Chamber Orchestra, playing the bass. I'm also a student here, so that's kind
of an activity.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: The fastest
primate on Earth is the Patas monkey. This boy can travel at speeds up to 55 km/h.
What is your most useless talent?: I can write well upside down and backwards
Blurb: I don't understand the concept of a blurb. I'm just here to learn some stuff about some things. We'll
just have to wait and see what happens.
       
     
 Name: Kevin Mandoza
Year: 2019
Major: ILR
Hometown: Hercules, CA
Campus Activities: Kappa Sigma, Catherwüd Library
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Anybody got Harry
Styles' phone number?
What is your most useless talent?: I accidentally got ordained and can now marry people
Blurb: If you got a dog, feed it every day. But if you don't, don't.
--Bobby Shmurda
       
     
 Name: Byung Joon Kang
Year: 2021
Major: Policy Analysis and Management
Hometown: Querétaro, Mexico
Campus Activities: Acacia Fraternity, Mexican Association of Students, KSA, KASA, Apex
Capital, CFR, GEFS
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: This is not a test,
this is your Emergency Broadcast System. Announcing the commencement of the First Cornell Annual
Purge sanctioned by the U.S. Government: Crime will be legal for the next 24 hours. When the purge
concludes, the nation will be reborn. May God Bless y'all!
What is your most useless talent?: Being good as a human pillow
Blurb: Mexicans join Cornell Mexican Association of Students!
       
     
 Name: Erin Grohe
Year: 2019
Major: Human Development
Hometown: Cleveland #theLand
Campus Activities: Big Red Thon, Tour Guides, (not so) Average Women, Cornell Elderly
Partnership, CU Orientation, Cornell Tradition, Salsa Pa'lante Dance Troupe, PMA Dance
Ensemble
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Happy 81st
birthday to ma Granny!
What is your most useless talent?: Falling asleep legit anywhere.
Blurb: Was in 161 my freshman fall when the photographer randomly roped me into taking a picture with
no real context, as I was busting my way to class. Was in such a rush I barely stopped for her to take the
pic, and it's maybe one of the wort pics of me to date. BUT, naturally, my parents found it "endearing" and
"adorable." So they shared it everywhere. This time I def knew what I was getting myself into.
#redemption
       
     
 Name: Lucas Wesselius
Year: 2021
Major: Government
Hometown: Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania
Campus Activities: Acacica, CIAC
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: I ain't get no sleep
cause of y'all, you ain't gonna get no sleep cause of me
What is your most useless talent?: I can crack my jaw
Blurb: Ive already given up
       
     
 Name: Allison Wild
Year: 2019
Major: Government
Hometown: Wyckoff, NJ
Campus Activities: The Cornellian Yearbook, Panhellenic Council, Consent Ed, Senior Class
Campaigns
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: A picture of a
really cute puppy.
What is your most useless talent?: Quoting cheesy movies from the early 2000s.
Blurb: I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. Typo. I meant food. I try to find the food in every
situation.
       
     
 Name: Jasmine Peng
Year: 2020
Major: Biological Sciences (Neurobiology and Behavior)
Hometown: Belton, TX
Campus Activities: Impact and Shadows Dance Troupes, Kappa Delta, Biology Student
Advising
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Again, but with
aesthetic. Now go get your flu shot."
What is your most useless talent?: I can unwrap a starburst in my mouth in under a minute
Blurb: Let me tell you about my favorite animal
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp
       
     
 Name: Ariel Seminet
Year: 2019
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Hometown: Johannesburg, South Africa
Campus Activities: Cornell Energy Club, Johnson Energy Club.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Don't forget to pay
your taxes. I need that.
What is your most useless talent?: I can make my thumb touch my forearm.
Blurb: It took me 25 years to write this book, and I will not lose another 25 minutes writing this blurb.
       
     
 Name: Kelly Jahnsen
Year: 2019
Major: ILR
Hometown: West Palm Beach
Campus Activities: Phi Gamma Nu Business Fraternity and Society for Women in Business
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Temple of Zeus is
out of oat milk!
What is your most useless talent?: Predicting the winner of the bachelor
Blurb: Let’s get this pita
       
     
 Name: Peter Haddad
Year: 2019
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Hometown: Abu Dhabi, UAE
Campus Activities: imma senior...
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: water is not wet
What is your most useless talent?: i used to have a unibrow
Blurb: i like music and engineering and want to open an oriental house club in NYC in the future to
showcase lebanese-german fusion tracks. yuh
       
     
 Name: Sophie Meyers
Year: 2019
Major: Fashion Design Management
Hometown: Los Angeles
Campus Activities: Cornell Fashion Collective
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Gossip girl update
obviously
What is your most useless talent?: procrastination
Blurb:
'??
       
     
 Name: Joe Anderson
Year: 2020
Major: Industrial and Labor Relations
Hometown: Buffalo, NY
Campus Activities: President, Haven: Cornell's LGBTQ Student Union; Executive Vice
President, Student Assembly; President, Residential Student Congress; Executive Vice Chair,
University Assembly; RA in Cascadilla Hall; Cornell Lending Library
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Why is iced coffee
more expensive than hot coffee, like literally there is less coffee because of the ice!
What is your most useless talent?: I can sleep through the fire alarms in Cascadilla.
Blurb: Support trans folx
       
     
 Name: Jeremy Wessel
Year: 2019
Major: Economics and Statistical Sciences
Hometown: Glen Ridge, NJ
Campus Activities: Club Soccer, Tour Guide, TA
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Vote.
What is your most useless talent?: endless supply of Will Ferrell references
Blurb: more cowbell
       
     
 Name: Diego Burga
Year: 2021
Major: Biological Sciences Major, Anthropology & Global Health Minor
Hometown: Miramar, Florida
Campus Activities: Partners In Health Engage (President), Biology Scholars Program, Botanic
Buzzline (Co-founder), Biology Service Leaders, Let's Get Coffee
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: thank u, next
What is your most useless talent?: being able to masterfully snooze my alarm
Blurb: I'm a first-generation student from South Florida. I was born in Lima, Peru and came to the U.S. at a
young age. I enjoy meeting new people, listening to new music and embracing the Ithaca scenery. I hope
to make the most out of my four years at Cornell and later continue my education in medical school. You
can probably find me in the fifth floor of the Johnson Museum or in Olin Library doing work (or
procrastinating!).
       
     
 Name: Trevor Kahl
Year: 2019
Major: Government
Hometown: Winchester, MA
Campus Activities: Cornell International Affairs Society, Alpha Phi Omega, Elections Committee
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Looking for a
FOURTH PLAYER for Settlers of Catan, if you are available please contact the White House hotline and
Marine One will pick you up. Snacks provided.
What is your most useless talent?: Reciting the Hamilton soundtrack beginning to end
Blurb: If we stopped having meetings that could be emails, we would've reached the Andromeda Galaxy
and solved the mystery of immortality by now.
       
     
 Name: Abigail Chen
Year: 2019
Major: Government, History, College Scholar
Hometown: Guangzhou, China
Campus Activities: Cornell International Affairs Society, Cornell Southeast Asia Program
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Inconceivable that
college rankings would put Cornell behind Brown - totally unheard of & perhaps illegal
What is your most useless talent?: Singing Desperado by Eagles
Blurb: “Choose to be happy” - the best advice I’ve been given at Cornell
       
     
 Name: Jonah Klapholz
Year: 2019
Major: Human Development
Hometown: NY, NY
Campus Activities: Cornell Hillel, HumEc Ambassadors, Research, Biochem TA, Cornell Reflect
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Have a good day
at school! Love, Jonah
What is your most useless talent?: I can wiggle my ears!
Blurb: "It's never too early for ice cream, Jim" - Michael Scott
       
     
 Name: Maddie Feldman
Year: 2019
Major: Human Development
Hometown: Philadelphia, PA
Campus Activities: Cornell Reflect,
Resident Advisor,
Cornell Hillel Intern,
Mortar Board,
APO,
AEPhi,
Best Buddies
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Today will be a
good day :)
What is your most useless talent?: making a clover with my tongue
Blurb: Maddie is always on the move, so you can usually find her running around campus from one
activity to another. She's been dreaming of being on 161 since freshman year and is so pumped to be a
part of it now 💕
       
     
 Name: Julie Green
Year: 2019
Major: ILR
Hometown: Kingston, PA
Campus Activities: ILR Student Government Association, AEPHI
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Stimulate the
economy, go shopping! Here is a list of sample sales if you need inspiration
What is your most useless talent?: Knowing useless pop culture knowledge such as: The other people in
the Black Eyed Peas that aren't Fergie and Will I Am are Apl De Ap and Taboo
Blurb: Oh you don't like your major? Switch to ILR
       
     
 Name: Nicole Francese
Year: 2019
Major: Government
Hometown: Anaheim Hills, CA
Campus Activities: Vice President of Rise Dance Group, Phi Sigma Sigma, Temple of Zeus-er.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Remy would beat
Stuart Little in a fight and that’s the tea.
What is your most useless talent?: I taught myself how to death drop by watching RuPaul on YouTube.
Blurb: It’s pronounced gif, not gif.
       
     
 Name: Grace Santarelli
Year: 2019
Major: Information Science
Hometown: Rockville Centre, NY
Campus Activities: Cornell Business Review, TA, Phi Sig, SWIB, approaching dogs on campus
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Can someone pls
bring me toilet paper?
What is your most useless talent?: I am really good at identifying dog breeds.
Blurb: Bring Dunkin back to Collegetown!
       
     
 Name: Beth Gentsch
Year: 2020
Major: Sociology
Hometown: Arlington, VA
Campus Activities: Anabel's Grocery Marketing Team, Triathlon Club, Phi Sig
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Have you checked
your privilege yet today?
What is your most useless talent?: Speaking only in Vine
Blurb: Listen to your sister, Morty. To live is to risk it all, otherwise you’re just an inert chunk of randomly
assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.
       
     
 Name: Sarah Frieman
Year: 2021
Major: Biology and Society
Hometown: LA
Campus Activities: Hillel, APO
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Eat your breakfast,
kids
What is your most useless talent?: Writing backwards in cursive
Blurb: Fun fact: Otters hold each other's paws while sleeping so they don't float away from each other!
       
     
 Name: Ian Wallace
Year: 2020
Major: History and Near Eastern Studies
Hometown: Utica, NY
Campus Activities: Co-president of Cornell Welcomes Refugees, Chair of the Infrastructure
Fund Commission, Vice President of Haven
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: America I am
confusion
What is your most useless talent?: Gesticulating
Blurb: The drop deadline has past and the only way out is *points* through the perfume department
       
     
 Name: Amanda Shuster
Year: 2019
Major: Information Science
Hometown: Scarsdale, NY
Campus Activities: TA-ing, Sigma Delta Tau Sorority, underdressing, overthinking, thinking
about poetry
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Nachos anyone?
What is your most useless talent?: I'm really good at making nachos
Blurb: Chips, cheese, and salsa, baby!
       
     
 Name: Alicia Wang
Year: 2021
Major: Computer Science
Hometown: Fayetteville, North Carolina
Campus Activities: Cornell Daily Sun, Women in Computing at Cornell, Cornell AppDev
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: The Game
What is your most useless talent?: Can cup water in my hands and squirt it out at long distances
Blurb: I like to walk around with my hood on even if it's bright and sunny outside. Bonus points if I have to
maneuver my entire body to look at something because my hoodie blocks my line of sight.
       
     
 Name: Lindsay Finn
Year: 2020
Major: Information Science Systems and Technology
Hometown: Cincinnati, OH
Campus Activities: CUSD, Cornell Alpine Ski Team
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Alert: "Climate
crisis is real. Beware of hurricanes, droughts, floods, and more."
What is your most useless talent?: I can touch my tongue to my nose!
Blurb: “tall kinda awkward girl just trying to get by”
       
     
 Name: Ben Feldman
Year: 2022
Major: Government
Hometown: Philadelphia
Campus Activities: Speech, Roosevelt Institute, Political Union, Hillel
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "If liberty means
anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." -George Orwell
What is your most useless talent?: I know all the words to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire." Also, I can
catch a stack of coins balancing on my elbow. Just not too big a stack. I don't know, that's kind of cool.
Blurb: Cornell has always been a really big place in my mind, which is why I was surprised when, after a
few weeks, everything began to feel a little closer together
       
     
 Name: Ben Sternklar-Davis
Year: 2019
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Hometown: New York City
Campus Activities: CUAir, Hillel, CJL, CUAir, CUAir
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: ALERT
What is your most useless talent?: Breaking things that don’t need fixing
Blurb: Izaburdizaplaynizabuzh
       
     
 Name: Efraim Shachter
Year: 2021
Major: Food Science
Hometown: Boca Raton, FL
Campus Activities: Center for Jewish Living events and Hillel events. Playing String instruments
and singing with friends.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Smile!!!
What is your most useless talent?: I can make a cricket sound.
Blurb: Blurb, indeed.
       
     
 Name: Lauren Goldstein
Year: 2020
Major: Asian Studies
Hometown: New York City
Campus Activities: Cayuga's Watchers, SWIB, Sigma Delta Tau, IDP
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: A link to register
to vote
What is your most useless talent?: Being able to cook a damn good quesadilla
Blurb: You can't always get what you want
       
     
 Name: Sasha Chanko
Year: 2019
Major: Mathematics and Asian Studies
Hometown: New York City
Campus Activities: Cornell Hillel, Cornell Daily Sun, Shevach, EARS
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Eat your breakfast,
and don't forget to wash the dishes after.
What is your most useless talent?: Making my tongue the shape of a clover.
Blurb: Why be a blork when you can be a shlum?
       
     
 Name: Caroline Brauner
Year: 2019
Major: Nutritional Sciences
Hometown: Fair Lawn, NJ
Campus Activities: Cornell Dining Food Allergy Ambassador, Center for Jewish Living, Hillel
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Free cookies for
everyone!
What is your most useless talent?: I can lick the tip of my nose...and my elbow
Blurb: Just a gluten-free girl living in a gluten-filled world
       
     
 Name: Hany Zerbib
Year: 2019
Major: ILR minors in Business and Art History
Hometown: Miami, Florida
Campus Activities: Rise Dance Group, Sigma Delta Tau, The ILR Library
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "THIS IS NOT A
TEST Hany Zerbib has finally made it onto 161 faces- check it out"
What is your most useless talent?: touching my nose with my tongue
Blurb: Don't touch my cookie dough unless I buy the family pack, then you can ask for some, maybe I will
say yes
       
     
 Name: Ansumana Bangura
Year: 2020
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY
Campus Activities: The LINK Men's Alliance, National Society of Black Engineers, Ryan &
LSAMP Scholars
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: YooooOoooo
GLLLTTTTTTT
What is your most useless talent?: Precision Bottle Flipping
Blurb: Ansumana Bangura is a junior, studying Mechanical Engineering. He is the involved in a number of
different organizations on campus including the L.I.N.K. Men’s Alliance and the National Society of Black
Engineers. He’s planning on pursuing a Ph.D. and is trying to figure out a way to fuse all of his passions
into one dream career. He was born and raised in New York City—jacking Brooklyn, more specifically
(GLLLLTTTT). He likes pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and listening to music. Jokes aside: Ansu
is an “extroverted” introvert. Although his small talk is garbage & (at times) cringey, he loves meeting and
getting to know people. Say hi anytime :) Wait...is there a difference between a blurb and a bio?
       
     
 Name: Barron Williams
Year: 2019
Major: ILR
Hometown: Danville, PA
Campus Activities: Scholars Working Ambitiously to Graduate, Kappa Alpha Pi Pre Law
Fraternity, Peer Review Board, Mortar Board Der Hexenkreis, Stats Tutor
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: This is not a test.
Jk
What is your most useless talent?: I can tie some knots. I rarely run across loose rope.
Blurb: I've been called aloof but in a good way.
       
     
 Name: Kevin Guo
Year: 2019
Major: Information Science, Systems, & Technology
Hometown: Warren, NJ
Campus Activities: Robotics research, Cornell EMS, Cornell Autonomous Underwater Vehicle,
Cornell International Affairs Society
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Failing Cornell
Daily Sun SILENCES brave patriot for questioning their reporters! SAD!
What is your most useless talent?: Building useless things and convincing people it's impressive (Thank
you 4 years of a Cornell Engineering education!)
Blurb: Why is this even a question?
       
     
 Name: Bhavi Jagatia
Year: 2019
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Hometown: Mumbai, India
Campus Activities: Cornell Micro-g, ASME/AIAA, Teaching Assistant
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Critically low yield
of avocados - stock up!
What is your most useless talent?: Being able to do that with my face (cue photo)
Blurb: ""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott"
       
     
 Name: Christine Yang
Year: 2020
Major: PAM
Hometown: Soutborough, MA
Campus Activities: Thread, The Straight Edge, Medium, kombuchaa
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: you'll do great
today! spread some good energy.
What is your most useless talent?: referencing pop culture facts no one cares about
Blurb: tell ur dogs i say hi
       
     
 Name: Sofie Cornelis
Year: 2019
Major: Information Science
Hometown: New York City
Campus Activities: Women In Computing at Cornell, Cornell App Dev, Info Sci Research, Pi Phi
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Hey! Have a lovely
day :)
What is your most useless talent?: obscure google doc commands ;)
Blurb: Do your thing and don't care if they like it!
       
     
 Name: Cathy Guo
Year: 2019
Major: HBHS
Hometown: Lexington, MA
Campus Activities: Project LETS, EARS, Kappa Delta, Alpha Chi Sigma, Biochem TA, Lab
Research, Illustration
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Stop whatever
you're doing and treat yourself to a milkshake
What is your most useless talent?: I can pull multiple all-nighters for either art or videogames
Blurb: Still down to trick or treat?
       
     
 Name: Cosimo Fabrizio
Year: 2022
Major: Economics and Government
Hometown: South Orange, NJ
Campus Activities: Resident nice guy, Kappa Alpha Pi Pre Law
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: The Purge will be
commencing in
3
2
Nah I'm just kidding, have a good day everyone!
What is your most useless talent?: I can dish out an endless supply of dad jokes
Blurb: I'm not worried about the deficit, its big enough to take care of itself - Reagan
       
     
 Name: Jady Wei
Year: 2019
Major: Economics and Government
Hometown: Cupertino, CA
Campus Activities: Social Business Consulting, KAPi, Arts & Sciences Ambassadors
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Coffee is the
nectar of the gods.
What is your most useless talent?: I can unwrap a starburst with my mouth.
Blurb: Stay classy, Cornell.
       
     
 Name: Tarangana Thapa
Year: 2021
Major: Government and Economics
Hometown: Arlington, MA
Campus Activities: Kappa Alpha Pi, The Naked Truth, Peace Action Cornell
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Your Grubhub
order is on its way!
What is your most useless talent?: Making a near perfect avocado face mask
Blurb: Better to be vocal and lose your image than be passive and lose your identity.
       
     
 Name: Stephanie Mark
Year: 2020
Major: Information Science
Hometown: Hillsborough, California
Campus Activities: Women in Computing at Cornell, Willard Straight Hall Resource Center,
Alpha Xi Delta
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: You are worthy of
everything good in life. Surround yourself with positive people who will help bring out the best in you.
Today can be a great day!! Xoxo
       
     
 Name: Michael Johns
Year: 2020
Major: Government
Hometown: Oakton, VA
Campus Activities: President of the Cornell Republicans, Treasurer of the Cornell International
Affairs Society, Cornell Political Union, and a columnist for the Sun
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: siri how late is
Sopoong open
hey siri
what button is this
What is your most useless talent?: I can always find a seat in Zeus.
Blurb: "The respect of your fellows is worth more than applause." --Willard Straight
       
     
 Name: Shashank Vura
Year: 2019
Major: Government and History
Hometown: Sugar Land, TX
Campus Activities: AIESEC, Student Assembly, SAFC, Historical Society, ISU, Elephant
Listening Project
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: If you were an
aquatic animal, what would you be and why? Text back in 5 emojis or less.
What is your most useless talent?: Balancing miscellaneous items on my head
Blurb: There exist only 4 major food groups. Chicken Fried Chicken, Uncarbonated Lemonade, Sweet
Cream Ice Cream, and Mississippi Mud Pie.
       
     
 Name: Isaac Covitz
Year: 2019
Major: Chemical Engineering
Hometown: Ottawa, ON
Campus Activities: Cornell International Affairs Society, Research, Outing Club
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Get a flu shot!
What is your most useless talent?: I can balance an umbrella on my finger
Blurb: If you are good to everyone around you, you'll always find the help you need.
       
     
 Name: Tal Moriah
Year: 2020
Major: Computer Science
Hometown: Plainview, NY
Campus Activities: Delta Sigma Pi, Cornell International Affairs Society, CUAUV, Assorted Aces
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: I just want
everyone to know that it has been a completely normal day here in the USA
What is your most useless talent?: I procrastinate by making to do lists and never doing the things on my
list
Blurb: "I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures"- Bojack Horseman
       
     
 Name: Jaewon Sim
Year: 2021
Major: Computer Science in A&S
Hometown: Jakarta, Seoul, Suzhou & Lewisville, TX
Campus Activities: Cornell Student Assembly, Beta Theta Pi, Cornell AppDev
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Wait, does my hair

look oka-
What is your most useless talent?: Falling asleep while eating wings.

Blurb: Act on what you believe in.
       
     
 Name: Youhan Yuan
Year: 2021
Major: Double major in Staying Alive and Keeping Warm, minor in sleep deprivation
Hometown: Nanjing, China
Campus Activities: Stay alive and have fun, ride my bike in the middle of snow storm
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: LOL OWN3ed! I’m
now on Facebook.RU!
What is your most useless talent?: Know some weird fact that definitely no use in life
Blurb: Wait is anyone actually reading this? What about a trip to Chernobyl?
       
     
 Name: Francis Rayos del Sol
Year: 2020
Major: Electrical and Computer Engineering
Hometown: Queens, NY
Campus Activities: Theta Tau, CKB Resident Advisor, Concrete Canoe Project Team,
Engineering Ambassador
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Get off your damn
phone and tell the people in your life that you love them. You won't regret it.
What is your most useless talent?: I can say the alphabet backwards in less than 5 seconds.
Blurb: Life's short. Treat yo self.
       
     
 Name: Kevin Cavallo
Year: 2021
Major: Biomedical Engineering
Hometown: Scarsdale, NY
Campus Activities: Theta Tau, Crème de Cornell, ChemE Car
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Let’s get this
bread
What is your most useless talent?: I can make my eyebrows do the wave
Blurb: Hi there! I’m Kevin Cavallo, a sophomore studying Biomedical Engineering at Cornell. One day I
hope to develop medicine for disease treatment, but in the meantime I try to enjoy every day of life
through photography, food, exploration and style!
       
     
 Name: Rema Toopal
Year: 2021
Major: Materials Science and Engineering
Hometown: Scottsdale, AZ
Campus Activities: Cornell Concrete Canoe, Tour Guides, Theta Tau, Society of Women
Engineers
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: send me ur
favorite memoir
What is your most useless talent?: critiquing food
Blurb: My dream is to open up a spin studio that revolutionizes the indoor cycling industry. Ideally on the
West Coast somewhere. But first I’m working on getting my own class in one of the gyms on campus.
       
     
 Name: Dana Nieh
Year: 2019
Major: Applied Economics and Management
Hometown: Shanghai
Campus Activities: Retired -- previously Cornell Undergraduate Asia Business Society, Cornell
Impact Investing, Student Agencies, Delta Sigma Pi, Anabel's Grocery, and the Student
Activities Funding Commission
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Stop whatever
you're doing and take 60 seconds to recall who and what you're grateful for."
What is your most useless talent?: Writing pretty phenomenal Yelp reviews I must say
Blurb: "Everything happens for a reason."
I used to think the saying implied a sort of complacency, but when I looked past that potential
interpretation, I began to realize that everything really does happen for a reason -- good or bad, if you treat
every experience as a reminder (i.e. the good) or a lesson (i.e. the bad), you'll always be growing. And who
doesn't like to be a little taller?
       
     
 Name: Erinn Liu
Year: 2018
Major: ORIE
Hometown: Same as Peking Duck
Campus Activities: Visiting NYC, walking dog , finding parking spaces without getting a ticket
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Open seat on
Campus 2 Campus
What is your most useless talent?: Making Carbone reservations
Blurb: Where is my phone?
       
     
 Name: Alyssa Alishoev
Year: 2019
Major: Psychology
Hometown: Berkeley, CA
Campus Activities: Co-Director of Camp Kesem at Cornell University, Child Witness and
Cognition Lab, Phi Sigma Sigma fraternity, Arts and Sciences Peer Advisor
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: This is the sign
you've been looking for!
What is your most useless talent?: I can move one of my eyes without the other.
Blurb: "I know what the meaning of life is but I don't know how to explain it"
       
     
 Name: Zsofia Szegletes
Year: 2019
Major: Biological Engineering
Hometown: Ithaca, NY
Campus Activities: Camp Kesem, AguaClara, Undergraduate Research Assistant
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: lmao good luck
What is your most useless talent?: cutting a paper so you can walk through it
Blurb: thx gimme for getting me through the past 3.5 years
       
     
 Name: Alissa Biegelman
       
     
 Name: Kirubeal Wondimu
Year: 2022
Major: ILR
Hometown: Rochester, NY (Fairport)
Campus Activities: Cornell European Business Society
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Wya"
What is your most useless talent?: juggling
Blurb: Thank you, next.
       
     
 Name: D. Albè Bogetti Pérez
Year: 2020
Major: College Scholar, Spanish, French
Hometown: Westley, CA
Campus Activities: For the most part I work on my writing; I mix in some photography and
cinematography. I read a lot. I also plan events for Entrepreneurship at Cornell, I am an RA and
I am a photographer for the Sibley MAE School, and I write for kitsch magazine. But really what
I do is sit in Temple of Zeus and drink oat milk cappuccinos from my tazita and pretend that I'm
working on something so that I can do what I really want, which is to spend the whole day
talking to people.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Probably
something like « Attention : the United States have been cancelled because I don't believe in the concept
of countries, especially not the concept of this country, P.S. Will someone please tell me why you elected
me in the first place? Cheers! ».
What is your most useless talent?: Can a talent be useless? Em, sometimes I say random things like « 7 »
or « this is just like the Blizzard of '83 » or « I can't go back to jail! », which isn't necessarily a talent, but
feels useless enough to go in this field (P.S. I've never been in jail (it's a Monsters University quote, idk
man)).
Blurb: I, like, do things sometimes? Also I think thoughts and say words, and exist, apparently. I really
enjoy life (most of the time), and I try to find something positive about everything, because this is the only
way to be happy in a humanised world that tends towards erasure. I can't carry a thought through just one
language anymore, which makes life slightly more difficult and much more exciting. I think a lot about the
commercialisation of bodies and minds by the capitalist world we live in, and I think maybe the way to
counteract it is by treating all other beings — and myself — with as much compassion as is possible. We'll
see. O.K., I've hit my word quota for the day. Ciao (the pretence of using
       
     
 Name: Julie Phan
Year: 2020
Major: Computer Science
Hometown: Seattle, WA
Campus Activities: Women in Computing at Cornell, The Touchtones A Cappella, Cornell
Vietnamese Association
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Pineapple belongs
on pizza 🍕
What is your most useless talent?: My fingernails grow very quickly! ✅
Blurb: Come to the Touchtones concert May 4th! 🎶
       
     
 Name: Michael Earle
Year: 2020
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Hometown: Ossining, NY
Campus Activities: Big Red Pep Band, Recreational Fencing Club, The Cornell Store
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Bees are dying at
an alarming rate!
What is your most useless talent?: The ability to recite the periodic table of elements while juggling
Blurb: I have a passion for motorcycles, woodworking, sailing, and ice skating! You can find me doing the
Telephone Cheers at Lynah Rink, hosting the Cornell Store Instagram and Snapchat stories, testing my
project team's electric car on the quad, or in Upson Hall grinding through my work!
       
     
 Name: Dylan Limnavong
       
     
 Name: Ian Goldsmith
       
     
 Name: Samuel Barnett
Year: 2019
Major: College Scholar: National Security & Geopolitics
Hometown: Bedford, NY
Campus Activities: Tour Guide, POLIS, Mortar Board Der Hexenkreis
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Pretzel Day
What is your most useless talent?: Blues harmonica
Blurb: 60% water
       
     
 Name: Michael Lin
Year: 2019
Major: Biological Sciences
Hometown: Middletown NY
Campus Activities: Student Advisor of Office of Undergraduate Biology, Circle K, Career Advisor
of ASABE, Computational Physiology Lab
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Welcome to a new
future
What is your most useless talent?: Snap my fingers on both hands
Blurb: Ditto...
       
     
 Name: Michael Lucido
       
     
 Name: Nicolas Hernandez
Year: 2020
Major: ILR
Hometown: Downey, CA
Campus Activities: I'm part of MEChA de Cornell and work at the Cornell Store
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Hi bbys ^-^ have a
fantastic week! Remember reverse racism isn't real and we live on stolen land." And then I'd add a cute
picture of my dog
What is your most useless talent?: I can remember the very first interaction I've had with every person
Blurb: If not empathy, show sympathy.
       
     
 Name: Brandon Mok
       
     
 Name: Tianxing Jiang
       
     
 Name: YeonJin Jung
Year: 2022
Major: Food Science
Hometown: Seoul, Korea
Campus Activities: CHI
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Gun usage will be
illegal from today.
What is your most useless talent?: I can fold the clothes perfectly.
Blurb: Life of a Cornell Student: An endless cycle of waitig for the last day of classes.
       
     

Name: YeonJin Jung Year: 2022 Major: Food Science Hometown: Seoul, Korea Campus Activities: CHI If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Gun usage will be illegal from today. What is your most useless talent?: I can fold the clothes perfectly. Blurb: Life of a Cornell Student: An endless cycle of waitig for the last day of classes.

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 Name: Belan Antensaye
Year: 2018
Major: Biology and Society
Hometown: Essex, Vermont
Campus Activities: studying
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: covfefe
What is your most useless talent?: Predicting which tupperware container the leftovers will fit into
Blurb: "'Ginger tea eases the pain of being alive' - JRB" - VD
       
     

Name: Belan Antensaye Year: 2018 Major: Biology and Society Hometown: Essex, Vermont Campus Activities: studying If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: covfefe What is your most useless talent?: Predicting which tupperware container the leftovers will fit into Blurb: "'Ginger tea eases the pain of being alive' - JRB" - VD

 Name: Chrissy Chen
Year: 2018
Major: Food Science
Hometown: Englewood Cliffs, NJ
Campus Activities: Hearsay A Cappella, Food Science Product Development Teams
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Pls don't eat the
romaine lettuce.
What is your most useless talent?: I can burp on command hahah
Blurb: If you don't try you'll never know.
       
     

Name: Chrissy Chen Year: 2018 Major: Food Science Hometown: Englewood Cliffs, NJ Campus Activities: Hearsay A Cappella, Food Science Product Development Teams If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Pls don't eat the romaine lettuce. What is your most useless talent?: I can burp on command hahah Blurb: If you don't try you'll never know.

 Name: Ariel David
Year: 2022
Major: Economics
Hometown: New Rochelle, New York
Campus Activities: Cornell Historical Society, Hillel Israel Engagement Commitee
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Cheese is just a
loaf of milk
What is your most useless talent?: I can almost touch my toes
Blurb: Thank you Kanye, very cool!
       
     

Name: Ariel David Year: 2022 Major: Economics Hometown: New Rochelle, New York Campus Activities: Cornell Historical Society, Hillel Israel Engagement Commitee If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Cheese is just a loaf of milk What is your most useless talent?: I can almost touch my toes Blurb: Thank you Kanye, very cool!

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 Name: Dana Horowitz
Year: 2019
Major: Industrial and Labor Relations
Hometown: Queens, NY
Campus Activities: VP of Internal Affairs for the Class of 2019 Council, Convocation Committee,
Peer Advisor at Cornell Career Services, Cornell in Washington (Spring 2018)
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Dunkin has
released their seasonal iced coffee flavors
What is your most useless talent?: Picking out which house the couple is going to buy on House Hunters
Blurb: "There is no limit to what we as women can accomplish" -Michelle Obama
       
     

Name: Dana Horowitz Year: 2019 Major: Industrial and Labor Relations Hometown: Queens, NY Campus Activities: VP of Internal Affairs for the Class of 2019 Council, Convocation Committee, Peer Advisor at Cornell Career Services, Cornell in Washington (Spring 2018) If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Dunkin has released their seasonal iced coffee flavors What is your most useless talent?: Picking out which house the couple is going to buy on House Hunters Blurb: "There is no limit to what we as women can accomplish" -Michelle Obama

 Name: Erin Scannell
Year: 2021
Major: Animal Science
Hometown: Hasbrouck Heights NJ
Campus Activities: Alpha Zeta Fraternity, Polo team
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: That it was
national dog day!!
What is your most useless talent?: I can recite 50 digits of pi?
Blurb: I’m a new sophomore transfer from the Univeristy of Delaware. It’s my first semester at Cornell and
I am absolutely loving it. The people I’ve met here so far are amazing, and I love all the opportunities for
me on campus. Right now I’ve joined AZ, the agricultural fraternity on campus and I play polo.
       
     

Name: Erin Scannell Year: 2021 Major: Animal Science Hometown: Hasbrouck Heights NJ Campus Activities: Alpha Zeta Fraternity, Polo team If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: That it was national dog day!! What is your most useless talent?: I can recite 50 digits of pi? Blurb: I’m a new sophomore transfer from the Univeristy of Delaware. It’s my first semester at Cornell and I am absolutely loving it. The people I’ve met here so far are amazing, and I love all the opportunities for me on campus. Right now I’ve joined AZ, the agricultural fraternity on campus and I play polo.

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 Name: Mimi Goldberg
Year: 2021
Major: ILR
Hometown: Scottsdale, AZ
Campus Activities: Cornell Speech and Debate Society, Tour Guide, Public Service Scholar,
Friends of Farmworkers
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Pineapple is
required on all pizzas plz
What is your most useless talent?: Really good at being super late at everything
Blurb: Fake it, still don't make it.
       
     

Name: Mimi Goldberg Year: 2021 Major: ILR Hometown: Scottsdale, AZ Campus Activities: Cornell Speech and Debate Society, Tour Guide, Public Service Scholar, Friends of Farmworkers If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Pineapple is required on all pizzas plz What is your most useless talent?: Really good at being super late at everything Blurb: Fake it, still don't make it.

 Name: Jessica Sprague
Year: 2021
Major: ILR
Hometown: Syracuse
Campus Activities: Orientation Leader, ILR Peer Mentor, Cornell Dining Supervisor at North
Star, Rose Scholar
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Anyone down for
grocery shopping?
What is your most useless talent?: Being good at luck-based games
Blurb: Highly competitive, yet terrible winner and loser;)
       
     

Name: Jessica Sprague Year: 2021 Major: ILR Hometown: Syracuse Campus Activities: Orientation Leader, ILR Peer Mentor, Cornell Dining Supervisor at North Star, Rose Scholar If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Anyone down for grocery shopping? What is your most useless talent?: Being good at luck-based games Blurb: Highly competitive, yet terrible winner and loser;)

 Name: Shivani Parikh
Year: 2018
Major: Development Sociology
Hometown: Rockland County, NY
Campus Activities: South Asian Council, Interfaith Council, Mortar Board, Residential Student
Congress
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: The United
Kingdom just launched a "National Samosa Week" and that's something we're going to start here too.
What is your most useless talent?: I can mimic cat sounds fairly well, mostly meows.
Blurb: "New Brown America represents a whole generation of kids that are descendants of either
immigrants or immigrants themselves, that are coming to America, enriching what it means to be an
American." - Hasan Minhaj
       
     

Name: Shivani Parikh Year: 2018 Major: Development Sociology Hometown: Rockland County, NY Campus Activities: South Asian Council, Interfaith Council, Mortar Board, Residential Student Congress If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: The United Kingdom just launched a "National Samosa Week" and that's something we're going to start here too. What is your most useless talent?: I can mimic cat sounds fairly well, mostly meows. Blurb: "New Brown America represents a whole generation of kids that are descendants of either immigrants or immigrants themselves, that are coming to America, enriching what it means to be an American." - Hasan Minhaj

 Name: Alec Sun
Year: 2019
Major: Biometry & Statistics
Hometown: Kennewick, WA
Campus Activities: Cornell Music Vs., PhiDE, Beta Theta Pi. Can be found eating at Trillium or
"taking a quick study break" in Libe Cafe
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Salt & Vinegar
potato chips are the best flavor and anyone who says otherwise is wrong!
What is your most useless talent?: I can whistle breathing in and out!
Blurb: "It's only game! Why you heff to be mad?"
       
     

Name: Alec Sun Year: 2019 Major: Biometry & Statistics Hometown: Kennewick, WA Campus Activities: Cornell Music Vs., PhiDE, Beta Theta Pi. Can be found eating at Trillium or "taking a quick study break" in Libe Cafe If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Salt & Vinegar potato chips are the best flavor and anyone who says otherwise is wrong! What is your most useless talent?: I can whistle breathing in and out! Blurb: "It's only game! Why you heff to be mad?"

 Name: Meera Bhide
Year: 2019
Major: Human Biology, Health, and Society
Hometown: Palo Alto, CA
Campus Activities: Jazz Voices, Cornell Minds Matter, Salsa Pa'lante, napping in WSH
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: u up?
What is your most useless talent?: I can lick my elbow
Blurb: "I'm so tired but I really want to eat this cabbage"
       
     

Name: Meera Bhide Year: 2019 Major: Human Biology, Health, and Society Hometown: Palo Alto, CA Campus Activities: Jazz Voices, Cornell Minds Matter, Salsa Pa'lante, napping in WSH If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: u up? What is your most useless talent?: I can lick my elbow Blurb: "I'm so tired but I really want to eat this cabbage"

 Name: Duoer Jia
Year: 2021
Major: Performing and Media Arts & Computer Science
Hometown: Inner Mongolia, China
Campus Activities: International Student Union, Cog Dog Theater Troupe, Guac Traveling
Magazine
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Put down your
phone and truly interact with people in real life
What is your most useless talent?: Sleep over 24hr straight
Blurb: I directed a play called Rumors this semester which I'm very proud of. Currently still trying to find
out how acting/directing and computer science can work out together.
       
     

Name: Duoer Jia Year: 2021 Major: Performing and Media Arts & Computer Science Hometown: Inner Mongolia, China Campus Activities: International Student Union, Cog Dog Theater Troupe, Guac Traveling Magazine If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Put down your phone and truly interact with people in real life What is your most useless talent?: Sleep over 24hr straight Blurb: I directed a play called Rumors this semester which I'm very proud of. Currently still trying to find out how acting/directing and computer science can work out together.

 Name: Grace Han
       
     

Name: Grace Han

 Name: Sylvia Onorato
Year: 2019
Major: English (with Spanish minor)
Hometown: New Milford
Campus Activities: Poetry editor for Rainy Day, Secretary of Opera Society, Marketer for
Literary Society, Cantor at Mass, Co-Secretary of Cook Collective
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: I won't cry wolf -
Presidential Alerts are only for emergencies, so I would not send one out unless necessary.
What is your most useless talent?: Painting oyster and clam shells
Blurb: Thanks for including me in 161 faces!
       
     

Name: Sylvia Onorato Year: 2019 Major: English (with Spanish minor) Hometown: New Milford Campus Activities: Poetry editor for Rainy Day, Secretary of Opera Society, Marketer for Literary Society, Cantor at Mass, Co-Secretary of Cook Collective If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: I won't cry wolf - Presidential Alerts are only for emergencies, so I would not send one out unless necessary. What is your most useless talent?: Painting oyster and clam shells Blurb: Thanks for including me in 161 faces!

 Name: Emily Jacobsson
Year: 2018
Major: Economics
Hometown: Rowland Heights, CA
Campus Activities: Big Red Ambassadors, Daily Sun Graphics, Chinese Bible Study
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: hello everybody
please have a nice day ok love you bye
What is your most useless talent?: i can type at 89 wpm but with incredibly low accuracy
Blurb: i hate scrambled eggs. change my mind
       
     

Name: Emily Jacobsson Year: 2018 Major: Economics Hometown: Rowland Heights, CA Campus Activities: Big Red Ambassadors, Daily Sun Graphics, Chinese Bible Study If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: hello everybody please have a nice day ok love you bye What is your most useless talent?: i can type at 89 wpm but with incredibly low accuracy Blurb: i hate scrambled eggs. change my mind

 Name: Yi Wen
Year: 2019
Major: Biochemistry, Molecular and Cell Biology
Hometown: Kunming, China
Campus Activities: growing and killing bacteria and viruses, taking pictures, and drinking coffee
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: THIS IS NOT A
TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. Action is needed. Global warming is real!!!
What is your most useless talent?: Calligraphy, excessive long-term memory of useless details
Blurb: Where's your next destination? Keeping traveling!
       
     

Name: Yi Wen Year: 2019 Major: Biochemistry, Molecular and Cell Biology Hometown: Kunming, China Campus Activities: growing and killing bacteria and viruses, taking pictures, and drinking coffee If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: THIS IS NOT A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. Action is needed. Global warming is real!!! What is your most useless talent?: Calligraphy, excessive long-term memory of useless details Blurb: Where's your next destination? Keeping traveling!

 Name: Malek Jacobs
       
     

Name: Malek Jacobs

 Name: Caitlin Namnoum
Year: 2021
Major: MBA
Hometown: Atlanta
Campus Activities: Board Member - Johnson Women in Technology; High Tech Club; Women’s
Management Council Board Member; Marketing Association; Founder & President - Johnson
Wellness Club; Blockchain and Innovation Club; Admissions Ambassador
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "WE SHOULD ALL
BE FEMINISTS"
What is your most useless talent?: Advanced equestrian athlete
Blurb: nap enthusiast
       
     

Name: Caitlin Namnoum Year: 2021 Major: MBA Hometown: Atlanta Campus Activities: Board Member - Johnson Women in Technology; High Tech Club; Women’s Management Council Board Member; Marketing Association; Founder & President - Johnson Wellness Club; Blockchain and Innovation Club; Admissions Ambassador If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "WE SHOULD ALL BE FEMINISTS" What is your most useless talent?: Advanced equestrian athlete Blurb: nap enthusiast

 Name: Amber Zhen
Year: 2018
Major: Computer Science
Hometown: Paoli, PA
Campus Activities: Women in Computing at Cornell, Cornell Animation Club, Baja Racing
Project Team
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: time to board the
Axiom y'all
What is your most useless talent?: Eating an entire baguette in one sitting.
Blurb: Wanna get boba?
       
     

Name: Amber Zhen Year: 2018 Major: Computer Science Hometown: Paoli, PA Campus Activities: Women in Computing at Cornell, Cornell Animation Club, Baja Racing Project Team If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: time to board the Axiom y'all What is your most useless talent?: Eating an entire baguette in one sitting. Blurb: Wanna get boba?

 Name: Devin Sullivan
Year: 2019
Major: Urban and Environmental Policy
Hometown: Westchester, New York
Campus Activities: Cornell Book Review; Sustainable Tompkins
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Lost in East Wing.
Send help.
What is your most useless talent?: I can almost always guess your astrological sign incorrectly.
Blurb: Did I mention I was vegan?
       
     

Name: Devin Sullivan Year: 2019 Major: Urban and Environmental Policy Hometown: Westchester, New York Campus Activities: Cornell Book Review; Sustainable Tompkins If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Lost in East Wing. Send help. What is your most useless talent?: I can almost always guess your astrological sign incorrectly. Blurb: Did I mention I was vegan?

 Name: Ding  Yuan
       
     

Name: Ding Yuan

 Name: Lily Yu
Year: 2022
Major: ECE
Hometown: Malvern
Campus Activities: Sleeping, Eating, Studying, Dying
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Look at me, Look
at me...I'm the captain now"
What is your most useless talent?: Being average
Blurb: A normal student at Cornell University
       
     

Name: Lily Yu Year: 2022 Major: ECE Hometown: Malvern Campus Activities: Sleeping, Eating, Studying, Dying If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Look at me, Look at me...I'm the captain now" What is your most useless talent?: Being average Blurb: A normal student at Cornell University

 Name: Angela Cui
       
     

Name: Angela Cui

 Name: Amanda Amornwichet
Year: 2021
Major: Materials Science and Engineering
Hometown: Norristown, PA
Campus Activities: ESW Biofuels, CIAS, Food Recovery Network, Swing Dance
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: idk probably
something terrible about climate change or nuclear war I obviously didn't start
What is your most useless talent?: Planking with my legs in a pretzel shape
Blurb: Netflix once told me to make a separate account for my kids... I don't have kids I just watch too
much Phineas and Ferb
       
     

Name: Amanda Amornwichet Year: 2021 Major: Materials Science and Engineering Hometown: Norristown, PA Campus Activities: ESW Biofuels, CIAS, Food Recovery Network, Swing Dance If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: idk probably something terrible about climate change or nuclear war I obviously didn't start What is your most useless talent?: Planking with my legs in a pretzel shape Blurb: Netflix once told me to make a separate account for my kids... I don't have kids I just watch too much Phineas and Ferb

 Name: Tanmay Bansal
Year: 2021
Major: Information Science
Hometown: New Delhi, India
Campus Activities: Social Business Consulting, Cornell Data Science, Cornell Mars Rover,
Tarana A Cappella
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: THIS IS A
REMINDER that chicken nuggets were invented at Cornell.
What is your most useless talent?: I can raise one eyebrow at a time.
Blurb: I should be in class right now.
       
     

Name: Tanmay Bansal Year: 2021 Major: Information Science Hometown: New Delhi, India Campus Activities: Social Business Consulting, Cornell Data Science, Cornell Mars Rover, Tarana A Cappella If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: THIS IS A REMINDER that chicken nuggets were invented at Cornell. What is your most useless talent?: I can raise one eyebrow at a time. Blurb: I should be in class right now.

 Name: Vicky Hsu
       
     

Name: Vicky Hsu

 Name: Sofía López Cartagena
Year: 2019
Major: Communication
Hometown: Caguas, Puerto Rico
Campus Activities: Puerto Rican Student Association, Communication Student Advisory Board,
Phi Alpha Delta
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: .
What is your most useless talent?: I can sing like Shakira
Blurb: Best thing about Cornell is the bench at the top of the slope
       
     

Name: Sofía López Cartagena Year: 2019 Major: Communication Hometown: Caguas, Puerto Rico Campus Activities: Puerto Rican Student Association, Communication Student Advisory Board, Phi Alpha Delta If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: . What is your most useless talent?: I can sing like Shakira Blurb: Best thing about Cornell is the bench at the top of the slope

 Name: Ploy Chirathivat
       
     

Name: Ploy Chirathivat

 Name: Antina Yeh
Year: 2022
Major: Hotel Administration
Hometown: Kaohsiung, Taiwan
Campus Activities: Cornell Club of Taiwan, HEC94, Global China Connection
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Free Ice cream at
White House
What is your most useless talent?: I can fold my tongue in half without using my teeth
Blurb: Antina is a freshmen at the Hotel School. Currently 18 years old, she’s spent 11 years in Taiwan, 1
in Canada, and 6 in America. A stern believer in horoscopes and blood type personalities, Antina is a
proud picses and has type O blood type. Antina enjoys playing the piano, creating music playlists, and
filling up online shopping carts with expensive items but never actually purchasing them. Born and raised
in Taiwan, Antina hopes to pursue a career that will allow her to show the world the beauty of Taiwan.
       
     

Name: Antina Yeh Year: 2022 Major: Hotel Administration Hometown: Kaohsiung, Taiwan Campus Activities: Cornell Club of Taiwan, HEC94, Global China Connection If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Free Ice cream at White House What is your most useless talent?: I can fold my tongue in half without using my teeth Blurb: Antina is a freshmen at the Hotel School. Currently 18 years old, she’s spent 11 years in Taiwan, 1 in Canada, and 6 in America. A stern believer in horoscopes and blood type personalities, Antina is a proud picses and has type O blood type. Antina enjoys playing the piano, creating music playlists, and filling up online shopping carts with expensive items but never actually purchasing them. Born and raised in Taiwan, Antina hopes to pursue a career that will allow her to show the world the beauty of Taiwan.

 Name: Judy Zhu
Year: 2022
Major: Hotel Administration
Hometown: Vancouver, BC
Campus Activities: Cornell Chamber Orchestra!
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: lol wyd
What is your most useless talent?: Existing
Blurb: whenever i get change from a store, i always put it in a jar when i get home. it doesn't seem like
much but it adds up so on a rainy day when i'm hungry and don't have lunch money i can just go to the
piggy bank and eat the coins
       
     

Name: Judy Zhu Year: 2022 Major: Hotel Administration Hometown: Vancouver, BC Campus Activities: Cornell Chamber Orchestra! If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: lol wyd What is your most useless talent?: Existing Blurb: whenever i get change from a store, i always put it in a jar when i get home. it doesn't seem like much but it adds up so on a rainy day when i'm hungry and don't have lunch money i can just go to the piggy bank and eat the coins

 Name: Isabelle Aboaf
Year: 2021
Major: Government and American Studies
Hometown: Aurora, Colorado
Campus Activities: Body Positive Cornell, Cornell Symphony Orchestra, Cornell Roosevelt
Institute, Residential and New Student Programs, Cornell Nordic Ski
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: GET OUT AND
V.O.T.E !!!!!
What is your most useless talent?: Singing the alphabet backwards.
Blurb: "Retweet"
       
     

Name: Isabelle Aboaf Year: 2021 Major: Government and American Studies Hometown: Aurora, Colorado Campus Activities: Body Positive Cornell, Cornell Symphony Orchestra, Cornell Roosevelt Institute, Residential and New Student Programs, Cornell Nordic Ski If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: GET OUT AND V.O.T.E !!!!! What is your most useless talent?: Singing the alphabet backwards. Blurb: "Retweet"

 Name: Kristen Wong
       
     

Name: Kristen Wong

 Name: Brady Bunkelman
Year: 2018
Major: Biological Sciences
Hometown: Excelsior, MN
Campus Activities: Alpha Phi Omega
Pants Improv Comedy
Habitat for Humanity
Resident Advisor
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: WARNING
WARNING THIS IS NOT A TEST THIS IS NOT A TEST EVERYBODY PANIC SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE
SAVING ANY OTHERS YOUR SEAT CUSHION CAN BE USED AS A FLOTATION DEVICE PLEASE USE ANY
AND ALL EMERGENCY EXITS DO NOT GO IN A CALM AND ORDERLY FASHION PUSH OTHERS DOWN IN
ORDER TO SAVE YOURSELF AVOID ALL LIGHT BEAMS AND LASERS THAT YOU SEE AND MOST
IMPORTANTLY SCREAM wait jk april fools
What is your most useless talent?: Passable dabbing posture
Blurb: If you’re looking for something inspirational, well, pick up a god damn book. But honestly, take
some time to yourself, the years go by more quickly than you think. Enjoy yourselves, smile, and most of
all, LIVE! Peace out Girl Scouts *dabs in slow motion*
       
     

Name: Brady Bunkelman Year: 2018 Major: Biological Sciences Hometown: Excelsior, MN Campus Activities: Alpha Phi Omega Pants Improv Comedy Habitat for Humanity Resident Advisor If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: WARNING WARNING THIS IS NOT A TEST THIS IS NOT A TEST EVERYBODY PANIC SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE SAVING ANY OTHERS YOUR SEAT CUSHION CAN BE USED AS A FLOTATION DEVICE PLEASE USE ANY AND ALL EMERGENCY EXITS DO NOT GO IN A CALM AND ORDERLY FASHION PUSH OTHERS DOWN IN ORDER TO SAVE YOURSELF AVOID ALL LIGHT BEAMS AND LASERS THAT YOU SEE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY SCREAM wait jk april fools What is your most useless talent?: Passable dabbing posture Blurb: If you’re looking for something inspirational, well, pick up a god damn book. But honestly, take some time to yourself, the years go by more quickly than you think. Enjoy yourselves, smile, and most of all, LIVE! Peace out Girl Scouts *dabs in slow motion*

 Name: Katherine Heaney
Year: 2020
Major: ILR
Hometown: Larchmont, NY
Campus Activities: Phi Sigma Sigma, Big Red Ambassadors, Cornell Daily Sun
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Just be nice to
one another.
What is your most useless talent?: Irish goodbye
Blurb: Come again when you can't stay so long!
       
     

Name: Katherine Heaney Year: 2020 Major: ILR Hometown: Larchmont, NY Campus Activities: Phi Sigma Sigma, Big Red Ambassadors, Cornell Daily Sun If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Just be nice to one another. What is your most useless talent?: Irish goodbye Blurb: Come again when you can't stay so long!

 Name: Nicole Fung
Year: 2022
Major: Economics
Hometown: Barquisimeto, Venezuela
Campus Activities: Uh... Still working on it
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Meal Deals:
Wendy's 4 for $4 combo!
What is your most useless talent?: Naming furniture
Blurb: Single
Bilingual
Ready to mingle
From Monday to Domingo
       
     

Name: Nicole Fung Year: 2022 Major: Economics Hometown: Barquisimeto, Venezuela Campus Activities: Uh... Still working on it If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Meal Deals: Wendy's 4 for $4 combo! What is your most useless talent?: Naming furniture Blurb: Single Bilingual Ready to mingle From Monday to Domingo

 Name: Crystal Ko
Year: 2021
Major: Hotel Administration
Hometown: Houston, Texas baby
Campus Activities: I'm the music director for Measureless a cappella, am part of a string quartet,
and am working at the Statler Hotel as a banquets chef.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Be completely
humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love.
What is your most useless talent?: I can click my tongue RREALLLYY loudly.
Blurb: My name is Crystal Ko, a sophomore Hotelie who dreams of opening her own restaurant someday.
I love cooking, singing, dancing, and playing instruments and honestly sometimes wish I could just be a
musician. In the future, I hope to spend at least a year serving as a long-term missionary in East Asia
working with underprivileged elementary and university students as I did in during high school with my
church.
       
     

Name: Crystal Ko Year: 2021 Major: Hotel Administration Hometown: Houston, Texas baby Campus Activities: I'm the music director for Measureless a cappella, am part of a string quartet, and am working at the Statler Hotel as a banquets chef. If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Be completely humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love. What is your most useless talent?: I can click my tongue RREALLLYY loudly. Blurb: My name is Crystal Ko, a sophomore Hotelie who dreams of opening her own restaurant someday. I love cooking, singing, dancing, and playing instruments and honestly sometimes wish I could just be a musician. In the future, I hope to spend at least a year serving as a long-term missionary in East Asia working with underprivileged elementary and university students as I did in during high school with my church.

 Name: Melanie Valencia
       
     

Name: Melanie Valencia

 Name: Sharon Ferguson
       
     

Name: Sharon Ferguson

 Name: Viva Paintsil
Year: 2022
Major: Human biology, health and society
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY
Campus Activities: Christian Union
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Disposable plastic
bottles are now illegal in the US! Everyone must have a reusable bottle henceforth. Let's save our
environment!
What is your most useless talent?: Having so many tricks to winning tic tac toe.
Blurb: Why are there 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, but not 60 hours in a day?
       
     

Name: Viva Paintsil Year: 2022 Major: Human biology, health and society Hometown: Brooklyn, NY Campus Activities: Christian Union If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Disposable plastic bottles are now illegal in the US! Everyone must have a reusable bottle henceforth. Let's save our environment! What is your most useless talent?: Having so many tricks to winning tic tac toe. Blurb: Why are there 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, but not 60 hours in a day?

 Name: Ashwariya Lahariya
Year: 2019
Major: Master's in Fiber Science
Hometown: 7754 miles across the globe
Campus Activities: Being the research face that no one sees except my lab!
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Give a flower and
say get well soon to that orange face 🤪
What is your most useless talent?: Selective extrovertism
Blurb: "You are protected, in short, by your ability to Love"
       
     

Name: Ashwariya Lahariya Year: 2019 Major: Master's in Fiber Science Hometown: 7754 miles across the globe Campus Activities: Being the research face that no one sees except my lab! If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Give a flower and say get well soon to that orange face 🤪 What is your most useless talent?: Selective extrovertism Blurb: "You are protected, in short, by your ability to Love"

 Name: Aliza Adhami
Year: 2019
Major: Human Biology (HBHS)
Hometown: Fort Wayne, IN
Campus Activities: South Asian Council, advocacy, Pakistani Students Association, infant/child
research
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: welcome to the
resistance
What is your most useless talent?: hula hooping!
Blurb: Love yourself, sis
       
     

Name: Aliza Adhami Year: 2019 Major: Human Biology (HBHS) Hometown: Fort Wayne, IN Campus Activities: South Asian Council, advocacy, Pakistani Students Association, infant/child research If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: welcome to the resistance What is your most useless talent?: hula hooping! Blurb: Love yourself, sis

 Name: Andrea White
Year: 2020
Major: Environmental and Sustainability Sciences (ESS)
Hometown: Irvine, CA
Campus Activities: Running Club, Treasurer of Johnson Museum Club, Lost Crops Research
Group
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Since whatever I
sent would be polarizing, probably something about the environment.
What is your most useless talent?: running really long distances
Blurb: Let us go then, you and I, when the evening is spread out against the sky-- T.S.Eliot
       
     

Name: Andrea White Year: 2020 Major: Environmental and Sustainability Sciences (ESS) Hometown: Irvine, CA Campus Activities: Running Club, Treasurer of Johnson Museum Club, Lost Crops Research Group If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Since whatever I sent would be polarizing, probably something about the environment. What is your most useless talent?: running really long distances Blurb: Let us go then, you and I, when the evening is spread out against the sky-- T.S.Eliot

 Name: Zixian Zhu
Year: 2019
Major: Engineering Management
Hometown: China
Campus Activities: Hiking along the river
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Enjoy your time
right now
What is your most useless talent?: My hair is super hard
Blurb: Always be myself
Year: 2019
Major: Engineering Management
Hometown: China
Campus Activities: Hiking along the river
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Enjoy your time
right now
What is your most useless talent?: My hair is super hard
Blurb: Always be myself
       
     

Name: Zixian Zhu Year: 2019 Major: Engineering Management Hometown: China Campus Activities: Hiking along the river If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Enjoy your time right now What is your most useless talent?: My hair is super hard Blurb: Always be myself Year: 2019 Major: Engineering Management Hometown: China Campus Activities: Hiking along the river If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Enjoy your time right now What is your most useless talent?: My hair is super hard Blurb: Always be myself

 Name: Adam Riesenfeld
Year: 2019
Major: Communication
Hometown: Rye Brook, New York
Campus Activities: Communication Student Advisory Board, Media Effects Lab, Slope Media
Group, Sigma Alpha Mu
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Bagels will now be
tax-exempt
What is your most useless talent?: Mechanical bull riding
Blurb: Don't let anyone tell you that tying your shoes with the bunny ears method is wrong
       
     

Name: Adam Riesenfeld Year: 2019 Major: Communication Hometown: Rye Brook, New York Campus Activities: Communication Student Advisory Board, Media Effects Lab, Slope Media Group, Sigma Alpha Mu If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Bagels will now be tax-exempt What is your most useless talent?: Mechanical bull riding Blurb: Don't let anyone tell you that tying your shoes with the bunny ears method is wrong

 Name: Claire Liu
Year: 2019
Major: College Scholar/Government
Hometown: Palo Alto, California
Campus Activities: Tour Guide, Cornell Mentors for Incarcerated Youth, Outdoor Odyssey
retiree, Clilam
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Can anyone invent
a pug that does not shed or have nasal problems ASAP?
What is your most useless talent?: I have double-jointed big toes that impress all individuals who are
lucky enough to see them in action.
Blurb: Hang out with me for many fun historical facts about our glorious university and a cup of
home-brewed kombucha!!!!
       
     

Name: Claire Liu Year: 2019 Major: College Scholar/Government Hometown: Palo Alto, California Campus Activities: Tour Guide, Cornell Mentors for Incarcerated Youth, Outdoor Odyssey retiree, Clilam If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Can anyone invent a pug that does not shed or have nasal problems ASAP? What is your most useless talent?: I have double-jointed big toes that impress all individuals who are lucky enough to see them in action. Blurb: Hang out with me for many fun historical facts about our glorious university and a cup of home-brewed kombucha!!!!

 Name: Chau Nguyen
Year: 2020
Major: Environmental Engineering
Hometown: Clearwater, FL
Campus Activities: Being gay, research assistant
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: The alert would be
set to notify the US on the morning of my finals: "Please wake me up for my final before I miss it."
What is your most useless talent?: I can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, any position, no matter how loud it
is, and all within under 3 mins.
Blurb: Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns.
       
     

Name: Chau Nguyen Year: 2020 Major: Environmental Engineering Hometown: Clearwater, FL Campus Activities: Being gay, research assistant If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: The alert would be set to notify the US on the morning of my finals: "Please wake me up for my final before I miss it." What is your most useless talent?: I can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, any position, no matter how loud it is, and all within under 3 mins. Blurb: Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns.

 Name: Emma Dewil
       
     

Name: Emma Dewil

 Name: Melissa Brown
Year: 2020
Major: MPA, Cornell Institute for Public Affairs
Hometown: St. Joseph, Missouri
Campus Activities: None, I'm a graduate student. My fun is finishing my papers on time.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: If y'all still out here
discriminating and oppressing people, we don't want you.
What is your most useless talent?: Re-watching all seasons of The Office in one day.
Blurb: Read my published journal "A Face of Poverty" in the Dissenting Voices Journal. Just google it,
you'll find it.
       
     

Name: Melissa Brown Year: 2020 Major: MPA, Cornell Institute for Public Affairs Hometown: St. Joseph, Missouri Campus Activities: None, I'm a graduate student. My fun is finishing my papers on time. If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: If y'all still out here discriminating and oppressing people, we don't want you. What is your most useless talent?: Re-watching all seasons of The Office in one day. Blurb: Read my published journal "A Face of Poverty" in the Dissenting Voices Journal. Just google it, you'll find it.

 Name: Jay Gandhi
Year: 2019
Major: Chemical and Biomolecular Engineering
Hometown: Mumbai, India
Campus Activities: Board games, books
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: There are no clear
answers
What is your most useless talent?: Playing the video game FIFA
Blurb: Will always be a student (hopefully)
       
     

Name: Jay Gandhi Year: 2019 Major: Chemical and Biomolecular Engineering Hometown: Mumbai, India Campus Activities: Board games, books If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: There are no clear answers What is your most useless talent?: Playing the video game FIFA Blurb: Will always be a student (hopefully)

 Name: Elena Healy
Year: 2019
Major: Nutritional Sciences
Hometown: New York, NY
Campus Activities: Temple of Zeus, Cornell Predental Society, Smile for Students
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: North posted this
while playing games on my phone. Not sure why or how she chose it but I'm not complaining.
What is your most useless talent?: Pretty decent at whistling.
Blurb: Let's get this bread.
       
     

Name: Elena Healy Year: 2019 Major: Nutritional Sciences Hometown: New York, NY Campus Activities: Temple of Zeus, Cornell Predental Society, Smile for Students If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: North posted this while playing games on my phone. Not sure why or how she chose it but I'm not complaining. What is your most useless talent?: Pretty decent at whistling. Blurb: Let's get this bread.

 Name: Noah Wartels
       
     

Name: Noah Wartels

 Name: Carlton Riley
       
     

Name: Carlton Riley

 Name: Jack Nichols
Year: 2022
Major: College Scholar
Hometown: Los Angeles
Campus Activities: Senior Assistant to the International Chief Watcher of Squirrel Watchers
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: America, hide your
acorns. They are coming!
What is your most useless talent?: Watching squirrel watchers?
Blurb: Come to think of it, I've never really stopped to ask myself why I've dedicated my entire life to
watching squirrel watchers. Maybe this isn't my purpose. Maybe I've wasted all this time! What do I do?!
AHHHHHHHH!
       
     

Name: Jack Nichols Year: 2022 Major: College Scholar Hometown: Los Angeles Campus Activities: Senior Assistant to the International Chief Watcher of Squirrel Watchers If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: America, hide your acorns. They are coming! What is your most useless talent?: Watching squirrel watchers? Blurb: Come to think of it, I've never really stopped to ask myself why I've dedicated my entire life to watching squirrel watchers. Maybe this isn't my purpose. Maybe I've wasted all this time! What do I do?! AHHHHHHHH!

 Name: Josh Marion
Year: 2021
Major: History
Hometown: Groton, MA
Campus Activities: KDR, The Chordials, Intermural Soccer
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Anytime I saw a
dog I’d send a memo just saying that there’s a cute dog
What is your most useless talent?: I can do the worm
Blurb: Applesauce is such an underrated food. It’s just so good.
       
     

Name: Josh Marion Year: 2021 Major: History Hometown: Groton, MA Campus Activities: KDR, The Chordials, Intermural Soccer If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Anytime I saw a dog I’d send a memo just saying that there’s a cute dog What is your most useless talent?: I can do the worm Blurb: Applesauce is such an underrated food. It’s just so good.

 Name: Nicholas Heisler
Year: 2019
Major: Economics & Near Eastern Studies
Hometown: New Rochelle
Campus Activities: Drinking coffee at Zeus
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Despite the
negative press Covfefe
What is your most useless talent?: In 8th grade, I had to memorize religious legal codes in a now dead
language. I guess that's pretty useless...
Blurb: Hi mom! Look, its me - your son! I made it onto 161 Faces!
       
     

Name: Nicholas Heisler Year: 2019 Major: Economics & Near Eastern Studies Hometown: New Rochelle Campus Activities: Drinking coffee at Zeus If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Despite the negative press Covfefe What is your most useless talent?: In 8th grade, I had to memorize religious legal codes in a now dead language. I guess that's pretty useless... Blurb: Hi mom! Look, its me - your son! I made it onto 161 Faces!

 Name: Milam Milhouse
Year: 2019
Major: Information Science
Hometown: Chicago
Campus Activities: URMC, CAF, Take 2
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: people are dying,
so stop worrying about the bullsh*t
What is your most useless talent?: my sense of sarcasm
Blurb: idk... im just happy to be here!!
       
     

Name: Milam Milhouse Year: 2019 Major: Information Science Hometown: Chicago Campus Activities: URMC, CAF, Take 2 If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: people are dying, so stop worrying about the bullsh*t What is your most useless talent?: my sense of sarcasm Blurb: idk... im just happy to be here!!

 Name: Jasmine Nie
Year: 2022
Major: Physics
Hometown: China
Campus Activities: CUDAP
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Ha! Your
president is not American!
What is your most useless talent?: whistle
Blurb: Hi! I am Jasmine in A&S. I sleep 8 hours every day and love playing ukulele in my free time. Hayao
Miyazaki is my favorite animator and Sylvia Plath is my favorite author. Right now, I am learning ASL. I am
a STEM student but everything about me makes myself doubt that. Nevertheless, I LOVE Physics!
       
     

Name: Jasmine Nie Year: 2022 Major: Physics Hometown: China Campus Activities: CUDAP If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Ha! Your president is not American! What is your most useless talent?: whistle Blurb: Hi! I am Jasmine in A&S. I sleep 8 hours every day and love playing ukulele in my free time. Hayao Miyazaki is my favorite animator and Sylvia Plath is my favorite author. Right now, I am learning ASL. I am a STEM student but everything about me makes myself doubt that. Nevertheless, I LOVE Physics!

 Name: Stephan Teng
       
     

Name: Stephan Teng

 Name: Lauren Zoneraich
       
     

Name: Lauren Zoneraich

 Name: Helen Hu
Year: 2021
Major: Chemistry, CS
Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA
Campus Activities: Cornell Daily Sun
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: I'd like to send the
"Turner Doomsday Video," but if I had to send an original text, I'd probably just send this: ( ́▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
What is your most useless talent?: I can fold a paper crane with a wingspan smaller than the width of my
thumbnail.
Blurb: I'm a failed mixed media painter who settled for STEM after realizing I couldn't hack it out in art
school. I enjoy reading plothole-ridden Chinese fanfiction, coding impractical CSS animations, and
worldbuilding for novels I'll never write. I'm afraid of bugs and having to confront the inherent
meaninglessness of my own existence. Before I die, I'd like to ride in a hot air balloon, conquer the
northern hemisphere with an army of robots, force my sovereign lands to save the bees at the expense of
industrial agriculture, survive an assassination attempt by an alliance of industrially sympathetic rebel
groups, fake my own death and let the rebels tear my empire to pieces in the ensuing power vacuum, go
into hiding in central China and spend the rest of my life growing sesame, and pet a St. Bernard.
       
     

Name: Helen Hu Year: 2021 Major: Chemistry, CS Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA Campus Activities: Cornell Daily Sun If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: I'd like to send the "Turner Doomsday Video," but if I had to send an original text, I'd probably just send this: ( ́▽`ʃ♡ƪ) What is your most useless talent?: I can fold a paper crane with a wingspan smaller than the width of my thumbnail. Blurb: I'm a failed mixed media painter who settled for STEM after realizing I couldn't hack it out in art school. I enjoy reading plothole-ridden Chinese fanfiction, coding impractical CSS animations, and worldbuilding for novels I'll never write. I'm afraid of bugs and having to confront the inherent meaninglessness of my own existence. Before I die, I'd like to ride in a hot air balloon, conquer the northern hemisphere with an army of robots, force my sovereign lands to save the bees at the expense of industrial agriculture, survive an assassination attempt by an alliance of industrially sympathetic rebel groups, fake my own death and let the rebels tear my empire to pieces in the ensuing power vacuum, go into hiding in central China and spend the rest of my life growing sesame, and pet a St. Bernard.

 Name: Amelia Zohore
       
     

Name: Amelia Zohore

 Name: Lily Canaan
Year: 2019
Major: Sociology (PAM, Business, Inequality Studies Minors)
Hometown: New Canaan, CT
Campus Activities: Cornell Women's Varsity Rowing, POLIS
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: If you're reading
this it's too late
What is your most useless talent?: Being able to hold any object with only two fingers
Blurb: Hi! My name is Lily Canaan and I am from New Canaan, Connecticut. I am scared of dogs and live
in my Barbour jacket.
       
     

Name: Lily Canaan Year: 2019 Major: Sociology (PAM, Business, Inequality Studies Minors) Hometown: New Canaan, CT Campus Activities: Cornell Women's Varsity Rowing, POLIS If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: If you're reading this it's too late What is your most useless talent?: Being able to hold any object with only two fingers Blurb: Hi! My name is Lily Canaan and I am from New Canaan, Connecticut. I am scared of dogs and live in my Barbour jacket.

 Name: Yana Kalmyka
Year: 2021
Major: ILR
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY
Campus Activities: Cornell Sun, The People's Organizing Collective, First Generation Student
Union, KAPi
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Please stop
juuling in class
What is your most useless talent?: Sleeping for 12-15 hours a day over breaks after depriving myself of
rest for roughly a semester
Blurb: "Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our
family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family."(labor-side ILRies, wya?)
       
     

Name: Yana Kalmyka Year: 2021 Major: ILR Hometown: Brooklyn, NY Campus Activities: Cornell Sun, The People's Organizing Collective, First Generation Student Union, KAPi If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Please stop juuling in class What is your most useless talent?: Sleeping for 12-15 hours a day over breaks after depriving myself of rest for roughly a semester Blurb: "Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family."(labor-side ILRies, wya?)

 Name: Ruby Que
Year: 2020
Major: Performing and Media Arts, Comparative Literature
Hometown: Canton, China
Campus Activities: Cornell Cinema, Cornell Daily Sun, Delta Kappa Alpha professional
cinematic society, Watermargin, Phi Sigma Pi honors fraternity
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: don't talk or text in
the theatre - PLEASE.
What is your most useless talent?: i'm situationally funny
Blurb: help a broke college kid out - let me know if you need a film made
       
     

Name: Ruby Que Year: 2020 Major: Performing and Media Arts, Comparative Literature Hometown: Canton, China Campus Activities: Cornell Cinema, Cornell Daily Sun, Delta Kappa Alpha professional cinematic society, Watermargin, Phi Sigma Pi honors fraternity If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: don't talk or text in the theatre - PLEASE. What is your most useless talent?: i'm situationally funny Blurb: help a broke college kid out - let me know if you need a film made

 Name: Andy Kim
Year: 2022
Major: Linguistics/CS
Hometown: Irvine, California
Campus Activities: Drums, Guitar, Piano (street performance too)
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Новый телефон,
Кто это?
What is your most useless talent?: I mastered the art of walking with my feet lining up exactly with the
tiles on the ground.
Blurb: Save the birds, dogs, and cats! If we can't meet them, then what's this all been about? What am I
working toward?
       
     

Name: Andy Kim Year: 2022 Major: Linguistics/CS Hometown: Irvine, California Campus Activities: Drums, Guitar, Piano (street performance too) If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Новый телефон, Кто это? What is your most useless talent?: I mastered the art of walking with my feet lining up exactly with the tiles on the ground. Blurb: Save the birds, dogs, and cats! If we can't meet them, then what's this all been about? What am I working toward?

 Name: Kellie Ochs
Year: 2019
Major: Industrial and Labor Relations
Hometown: Tomkins Cove, NY
Campus Activities: IDP Facilitator, Research Assistant at Scheinman Institute, Alpha Chi
Omega, Olin Lobby Lurker, Hideaway
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Climate change
real, capitalism bad, feminism cool!!
What is your most useless talent?: This implies I have any talent to begin with.
Blurb: I’d like to formally apologize to anyone I’ve bullied into shotgunning with me these past 3.5 years.
       
     

Name: Kellie Ochs Year: 2019 Major: Industrial and Labor Relations Hometown: Tomkins Cove, NY Campus Activities: IDP Facilitator, Research Assistant at Scheinman Institute, Alpha Chi Omega, Olin Lobby Lurker, Hideaway If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Climate change real, capitalism bad, feminism cool!! What is your most useless talent?: This implies I have any talent to begin with. Blurb: I’d like to formally apologize to anyone I’ve bullied into shotgunning with me these past 3.5 years.

 Name: Meredith Abato
       
     

Name: Meredith Abato

 Name: Vanessa Navarro Rodriguez
Year: 2018
Major: Government
Hometown: Ithaca
Campus Activities: TBH I'm the least involved person, I do research & rock climb
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: I'd send them a
picture of my dog, Luna
What is your most useless talent?: I can cry on command
Blurb: I'm so extra that for slope day I embroidered my instagram handle on my shirt
       
     

Name: Vanessa Navarro Rodriguez Year: 2018 Major: Government Hometown: Ithaca Campus Activities: TBH I'm the least involved person, I do research & rock climb If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: I'd send them a picture of my dog, Luna What is your most useless talent?: I can cry on command Blurb: I'm so extra that for slope day I embroidered my instagram handle on my shirt

 Name: Connie Hou
Year: 2022
Major: ECE/CS
Hometown: Corning, NY
Campus Activities: Cornell Club Tennis, WICC, SWE
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Wish the best for
us all, not me or you.
What is your most useless talent?: Doing the worm
Blurb: Just a small town girl trying to experience a big world.
       
     

Name: Connie Hou Year: 2022 Major: ECE/CS Hometown: Corning, NY Campus Activities: Cornell Club Tennis, WICC, SWE If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Wish the best for us all, not me or you. What is your most useless talent?: Doing the worm Blurb: Just a small town girl trying to experience a big world.

 Name: Adeyemi Oyemade
Year: 2020
Major: Information science
Hometown: Lagos, Nigeria
Campus Activities: Phi sigma kappa brother
IFC judicial board

If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Good morning and
have a wonderful day
What is your most useless talent?: Double jointed
Blurb: ???
       
     

Name: Adeyemi Oyemade Year: 2020 Major: Information science Hometown: Lagos, Nigeria Campus Activities: Phi sigma kappa brother IFC judicial board If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Good morning and have a wonderful day What is your most useless talent?: Double jointed Blurb: ???

 Name: Komal Gupta
Year: 2020
Major: Information Science
Hometown: Glenview, IL
Campus Activities: Chordials Co-Ed A Cappella, AXO
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Chicken tenders
will now be classified as a vegetable and I am a vegetarian.
What is your most useless talent?: I can touch my nose with my tongue!
Blurb: here for a good time, not a long time
       
     

Name: Komal Gupta Year: 2020 Major: Information Science Hometown: Glenview, IL Campus Activities: Chordials Co-Ed A Cappella, AXO If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Chicken tenders will now be classified as a vegetable and I am a vegetarian. What is your most useless talent?: I can touch my nose with my tongue! Blurb: here for a good time, not a long time

 Name: Sam Lagasse
Year: 2022
Major: PhD Student in English
Hometown: Stamford, CT
Campus Activities: Graduate Resident Fellow in Flora Rose House, English Graduate Student
Organization Advocacy Liaison, Graduate Policy and Liaison Committee Member
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: N/A. If I were
President, something would have had to go terribly wrong.
What is your most useless talent?: I am a great whistler.
Blurb: I write about Indian modernities, style, and queerness.
       
     

Name: Sam Lagasse Year: 2022 Major: PhD Student in English Hometown: Stamford, CT Campus Activities: Graduate Resident Fellow in Flora Rose House, English Graduate Student Organization Advocacy Liaison, Graduate Policy and Liaison Committee Member If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: N/A. If I were President, something would have had to go terribly wrong. What is your most useless talent?: I am a great whistler. Blurb: I write about Indian modernities, style, and queerness.

 Name: Hailey Sokoloff
Year: 2020
Major: Spanish
Hometown: San Diego, CA
Campus Activities: Student Assembly Health & Wellness Committee, Phi Mu, Club Gymnastics
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: ~Madame
president~ here, sorry I’m late.
What is your most useless talent?: I can walk on my hands!
Blurb: Fish are friends not food.
       
     

Name: Hailey Sokoloff Year: 2020 Major: Spanish Hometown: San Diego, CA Campus Activities: Student Assembly Health & Wellness Committee, Phi Mu, Club Gymnastics If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: ~Madame president~ here, sorry I’m late. What is your most useless talent?: I can walk on my hands! Blurb: Fish are friends not food.

 Name: Salaiha Mughal
Year: 2022
Major: Biological Sciences
Hometown: Hicksville, New York
Campus Activities: MECA, PSA
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: You already know
we really out here gang gang.
What is your most useless talent?: Speaking in a variety of different accents.
Blurb: I'm from a town called Hicksville in Long Island, New York. (Yes its called Hicksville) I speak almost
exclusively in a select group of phrases: "It be like that", "it be your own", "we really out here", "gang gang",
and on days I'm feeling risky, I may even switch it up and say "It really be like that sometimes." I
unapologetically love Captain America and Robb Stark and absolutely love watching films. I want to
eventually become a physician and would like to pursue an English minor alongside it.
       
     

Name: Salaiha Mughal Year: 2022 Major: Biological Sciences Hometown: Hicksville, New York Campus Activities: MECA, PSA If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: You already know we really out here gang gang. What is your most useless talent?: Speaking in a variety of different accents. Blurb: I'm from a town called Hicksville in Long Island, New York. (Yes its called Hicksville) I speak almost exclusively in a select group of phrases: "It be like that", "it be your own", "we really out here", "gang gang", and on days I'm feeling risky, I may even switch it up and say "It really be like that sometimes." I unapologetically love Captain America and Robb Stark and absolutely love watching films. I want to eventually become a physician and would like to pursue an English minor alongside it.

 Name: Jeremiah LaCon
Year: 2021
Major: Biology and Society
Hometown: South Orange, New Jersey
Campus Activities: Writer scientific magazine on campus "The Research Paper".
Member of Cornell Democrats.
Red Carpet Ambassador.
Student Dining Hall worker.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Just legalized
marijuana AND secured universal health care, we lit fam"
What is your most useless talent?: Can skip a rock more than four times.
Blurb: Enjoy the small moments, have fun!
       
     

Name: Jeremiah LaCon Year: 2021 Major: Biology and Society Hometown: South Orange, New Jersey Campus Activities: Writer scientific magazine on campus "The Research Paper". Member of Cornell Democrats. Red Carpet Ambassador. Student Dining Hall worker. If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Just legalized marijuana AND secured universal health care, we lit fam" What is your most useless talent?: Can skip a rock more than four times. Blurb: Enjoy the small moments, have fun!

 Name: Jenny Wen
Year: 2022
Major: Electrical and Computer Engineering
Hometown: San Jose, California
Campus Activities: Taking the bus even for one stop, stuffing my face at the dining halls,
pretending to study in my room but really just watching Brooklyn 99, sleeping at 3am for no
apparent reason, spending more time complaining about how much work I have to do than
actually doing it, etc.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Just your friendly
neighborhood reminder: don't forget to stay hydrated!
What is your most useless talent?: I can puff out my cheeks and stick out my tongue at the same time
(apparently, it's a rare skill)
Blurb: College has truly led to personal growth: my body can now tolerate freezing temperatures. Who
knew?
       
     

Name: Jenny Wen Year: 2022 Major: Electrical and Computer Engineering Hometown: San Jose, California Campus Activities: Taking the bus even for one stop, stuffing my face at the dining halls, pretending to study in my room but really just watching Brooklyn 99, sleeping at 3am for no apparent reason, spending more time complaining about how much work I have to do than actually doing it, etc. If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Just your friendly neighborhood reminder: don't forget to stay hydrated! What is your most useless talent?: I can puff out my cheeks and stick out my tongue at the same time (apparently, it's a rare skill) Blurb: College has truly led to personal growth: my body can now tolerate freezing temperatures. Who knew?

 Name: Gracie Todd
Year: 2019
Major: Communication
Hometown: Eugene, OR
Campus Activities: Cross Country, Track and Field, Cornell Daily Sun Writer, Teagle Issue
Room Worker
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Love you guys!
What is your most useless talent?: I routinely run very long distances at speeds just slightly slower than
that of an underpowered golf cart
Blurb: I was named after my favorite color
       
     

Name: Gracie Todd Year: 2019 Major: Communication Hometown: Eugene, OR Campus Activities: Cross Country, Track and Field, Cornell Daily Sun Writer, Teagle Issue Room Worker If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Love you guys! What is your most useless talent?: I routinely run very long distances at speeds just slightly slower than that of an underpowered golf cart Blurb: I was named after my favorite color

 Name: Kelsey Chan
       
     

Name: Kelsey Chan

 Name: Jenna Korotkin
Year: 2019
Major: Human Biology, Health & Society
Hometown: Fairport, NY
Campus Activities: Anything Goes Musical Theatre Troupe, Alpha Chi Omega, 3D Body Scan
Research Group
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Ariana Grande
dropped the "thank u, next" video early
What is your most useless talent?: I can do a cartwheel in 4-inch heels
Blurb: "You can never be overdressed or overeducated"
       
     

Name: Jenna Korotkin Year: 2019 Major: Human Biology, Health & Society Hometown: Fairport, NY Campus Activities: Anything Goes Musical Theatre Troupe, Alpha Chi Omega, 3D Body Scan Research Group If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Ariana Grande dropped the "thank u, next" video early What is your most useless talent?: I can do a cartwheel in 4-inch heels Blurb: "You can never be overdressed or overeducated"

 Name: Noah Burgett
Year: 2019
Major: Economics
Hometown: Rockville, MD
Campus Activities: Former Varsity Swimmer, Pi Sigma Epsilon
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: wrong number,
sorry
What is your most useless talent?: I have a dent in my head
Blurb: I couldn't get into wines
       
     

Name: Noah Burgett Year: 2019 Major: Economics Hometown: Rockville, MD Campus Activities: Former Varsity Swimmer, Pi Sigma Epsilon If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: wrong number, sorry What is your most useless talent?: I have a dent in my head Blurb: I couldn't get into wines

 Name: Hamed Rabah
Year: 2019
Major: Information Science
Hometown: Beit Hanina, Palestine
Campus Activities: Cornell Blockchain, Entrepreneurship Club, Arab Student Association
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Going to build a
huge wall between America and Trump. And Trump is going to pay for it!
What is your most useless talent?: I can hop on one foot while hula hooping!
Blurb: Success shouldn't be measured by talent, money, or even hardwork. In the end I think the most
important thing is leaving the world better than we found it.
       
     

Name: Hamed Rabah Year: 2019 Major: Information Science Hometown: Beit Hanina, Palestine Campus Activities: Cornell Blockchain, Entrepreneurship Club, Arab Student Association If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Going to build a huge wall between America and Trump. And Trump is going to pay for it! What is your most useless talent?: I can hop on one foot while hula hooping! Blurb: Success shouldn't be measured by talent, money, or even hardwork. In the end I think the most important thing is leaving the world better than we found it.

 Name: Jasur Abdurazzakov
Year: 2021
Major: AEM
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY
Campus Activities: Still exploring
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: My fellow
Americans, I posted a picture on my IG, so make sure to go on my page and like the recent post.
What is your most useless talent?: Ride a bike without using the handlebars
Blurb: Big sports enthusiast supporting the NY Knicks, NY Giants, and Liverpool
       
     

Name: Jasur Abdurazzakov Year: 2021 Major: AEM Hometown: Brooklyn, NY Campus Activities: Still exploring If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: My fellow Americans, I posted a picture on my IG, so make sure to go on my page and like the recent post. What is your most useless talent?: Ride a bike without using the handlebars Blurb: Big sports enthusiast supporting the NY Knicks, NY Giants, and Liverpool

 Name: Samuel Zverev
Year: 2021
Major: Human Biology, Health, and Society
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY
Campus Activities: Research, Food Recovery
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: It’s spoopy season
so let’s scoop that paper all through October
What is your most useless talent?: Kind of funny sometimes
Blurb: Follow my IG @sort_of_lowkey_sam and lets get this bread
       
     

Name: Samuel Zverev Year: 2021 Major: Human Biology, Health, and Society Hometown: Brooklyn, NY Campus Activities: Research, Food Recovery If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: It’s spoopy season so let’s scoop that paper all through October What is your most useless talent?: Kind of funny sometimes Blurb: Follow my IG @sort_of_lowkey_sam and lets get this bread

 Name: Zehra Jafri
Year: 2019
Major: Human Biology, Health, and Society
Hometown: Holliston, MA
Campus Activities: Cornell Undergraduate Research Board, ECC Lab, Pakistani Students
Association, Alpha Epsilon Delta
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: OMG you won't
believe what you did last night...
What is your most useless talent?: Making it through college without a single cup of coffee
Blurb: "Be like the flower that gives its fragrance even to the hand that crushes it"
       
     

Name: Zehra Jafri Year: 2019 Major: Human Biology, Health, and Society Hometown: Holliston, MA Campus Activities: Cornell Undergraduate Research Board, ECC Lab, Pakistani Students Association, Alpha Epsilon Delta If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: OMG you won't believe what you did last night... What is your most useless talent?: Making it through college without a single cup of coffee Blurb: "Be like the flower that gives its fragrance even to the hand that crushes it"

 Name: Eric Berg
Year: 2019
Major: Electrical and Computer Engineering
Hometown: St. Louis, MO
Campus Activities: Cornell Baja Racing Project Team, Sabor Latino Dance Ensemble
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Be happy, there's
no point in being sad.
What is your most useless talent?: balancing poles on my chin
Blurb: they call me the ginger skateboarder kid
       
     

Name: Eric Berg Year: 2019 Major: Electrical and Computer Engineering Hometown: St. Louis, MO Campus Activities: Cornell Baja Racing Project Team, Sabor Latino Dance Ensemble If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Be happy, there's no point in being sad. What is your most useless talent?: balancing poles on my chin Blurb: they call me the ginger skateboarder kid

 Name: Thomas Wu
Year: 2022
Major: Economics and Sociology
Hometown: Topeka, Kansas
Campus Activities: Cornell Annual Fund Caller, Ascend Club Member, SEGC Business Analyst
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Global warming is
real
What is your most useless talent?: I can crack my toes without end
Blurb: certified koreaboo
       
     

Name: Thomas Wu Year: 2022 Major: Economics and Sociology Hometown: Topeka, Kansas Campus Activities: Cornell Annual Fund Caller, Ascend Club Member, SEGC Business Analyst If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Global warming is real What is your most useless talent?: I can crack my toes without end Blurb: certified koreaboo

 Name: AbdulRahman Al-Mana
Year: 2020
Major: Urban and Regional Studies
Hometown: Doha, Qatar
Campus Activities: International Students Union
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: REJECT
AMERICAN CAR CULTURE AND ACCEPT TRAINS AS OUR LORDS AND SAVIORS
What is your most useless talent?: I am uncannily good at Mario Kart, to the point where it is concerning
how much time I have spent to get good at Mario Kart. I have spent way too much time as an adult
perfecting my craft at a video game made for children.
Blurb: AbdulRahman Al-Mana is a student sent as a delegate by the Qatari government to observe
American culture and return with observations about the alien and exotic ways of the people of the United
States.
       
     

Name: AbdulRahman Al-Mana Year: 2020 Major: Urban and Regional Studies Hometown: Doha, Qatar Campus Activities: International Students Union If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: REJECT AMERICAN CAR CULTURE AND ACCEPT TRAINS AS OUR LORDS AND SAVIORS What is your most useless talent?: I am uncannily good at Mario Kart, to the point where it is concerning how much time I have spent to get good at Mario Kart. I have spent way too much time as an adult perfecting my craft at a video game made for children. Blurb: AbdulRahman Al-Mana is a student sent as a delegate by the Qatari government to observe American culture and return with observations about the alien and exotic ways of the people of the United States.

 Name: Michael Richardson
Year: 2021
Major: Engineering Physics
Hometown: Rockville, Maryland
Campus Activities: Chamber Orchestra, playing the bass. I'm also a student here, so that's kind
of an activity.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: The fastest
primate on Earth is the Patas monkey. This boy can travel at speeds up to 55 km/h.
What is your most useless talent?: I can write well upside down and backwards
Blurb: I don't understand the concept of a blurb. I'm just here to learn some stuff about some things. We'll
just have to wait and see what happens.
       
     

Name: Michael Richardson Year: 2021 Major: Engineering Physics Hometown: Rockville, Maryland Campus Activities: Chamber Orchestra, playing the bass. I'm also a student here, so that's kind of an activity. If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: The fastest primate on Earth is the Patas monkey. This boy can travel at speeds up to 55 km/h. What is your most useless talent?: I can write well upside down and backwards Blurb: I don't understand the concept of a blurb. I'm just here to learn some stuff about some things. We'll just have to wait and see what happens.

 Name: Kevin Mandoza
Year: 2019
Major: ILR
Hometown: Hercules, CA
Campus Activities: Kappa Sigma, Catherwüd Library
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Anybody got Harry
Styles' phone number?
What is your most useless talent?: I accidentally got ordained and can now marry people
Blurb: If you got a dog, feed it every day. But if you don't, don't.
--Bobby Shmurda
       
     

Name: Kevin Mandoza Year: 2019 Major: ILR Hometown: Hercules, CA Campus Activities: Kappa Sigma, Catherwüd Library If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Anybody got Harry Styles' phone number? What is your most useless talent?: I accidentally got ordained and can now marry people Blurb: If you got a dog, feed it every day. But if you don't, don't. --Bobby Shmurda

 Name: Byung Joon Kang
Year: 2021
Major: Policy Analysis and Management
Hometown: Querétaro, Mexico
Campus Activities: Acacia Fraternity, Mexican Association of Students, KSA, KASA, Apex
Capital, CFR, GEFS
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: This is not a test,
this is your Emergency Broadcast System. Announcing the commencement of the First Cornell Annual
Purge sanctioned by the U.S. Government: Crime will be legal for the next 24 hours. When the purge
concludes, the nation will be reborn. May God Bless y'all!
What is your most useless talent?: Being good as a human pillow
Blurb: Mexicans join Cornell Mexican Association of Students!
       
     

Name: Byung Joon Kang Year: 2021 Major: Policy Analysis and Management Hometown: Querétaro, Mexico Campus Activities: Acacia Fraternity, Mexican Association of Students, KSA, KASA, Apex Capital, CFR, GEFS If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: This is not a test, this is your Emergency Broadcast System. Announcing the commencement of the First Cornell Annual Purge sanctioned by the U.S. Government: Crime will be legal for the next 24 hours. When the purge concludes, the nation will be reborn. May God Bless y'all! What is your most useless talent?: Being good as a human pillow Blurb: Mexicans join Cornell Mexican Association of Students!

 Name: Erin Grohe
Year: 2019
Major: Human Development
Hometown: Cleveland #theLand
Campus Activities: Big Red Thon, Tour Guides, (not so) Average Women, Cornell Elderly
Partnership, CU Orientation, Cornell Tradition, Salsa Pa'lante Dance Troupe, PMA Dance
Ensemble
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Happy 81st
birthday to ma Granny!
What is your most useless talent?: Falling asleep legit anywhere.
Blurb: Was in 161 my freshman fall when the photographer randomly roped me into taking a picture with
no real context, as I was busting my way to class. Was in such a rush I barely stopped for her to take the
pic, and it's maybe one of the wort pics of me to date. BUT, naturally, my parents found it "endearing" and
"adorable." So they shared it everywhere. This time I def knew what I was getting myself into.
#redemption
       
     

Name: Erin Grohe Year: 2019 Major: Human Development Hometown: Cleveland #theLand Campus Activities: Big Red Thon, Tour Guides, (not so) Average Women, Cornell Elderly Partnership, CU Orientation, Cornell Tradition, Salsa Pa'lante Dance Troupe, PMA Dance Ensemble If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Happy 81st birthday to ma Granny! What is your most useless talent?: Falling asleep legit anywhere. Blurb: Was in 161 my freshman fall when the photographer randomly roped me into taking a picture with no real context, as I was busting my way to class. Was in such a rush I barely stopped for her to take the pic, and it's maybe one of the wort pics of me to date. BUT, naturally, my parents found it "endearing" and "adorable." So they shared it everywhere. This time I def knew what I was getting myself into. #redemption

 Name: Lucas Wesselius
Year: 2021
Major: Government
Hometown: Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania
Campus Activities: Acacica, CIAC
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: I ain't get no sleep
cause of y'all, you ain't gonna get no sleep cause of me
What is your most useless talent?: I can crack my jaw
Blurb: Ive already given up
       
     

Name: Lucas Wesselius Year: 2021 Major: Government Hometown: Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania Campus Activities: Acacica, CIAC If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: I ain't get no sleep cause of y'all, you ain't gonna get no sleep cause of me What is your most useless talent?: I can crack my jaw Blurb: Ive already given up

 Name: Allison Wild
Year: 2019
Major: Government
Hometown: Wyckoff, NJ
Campus Activities: The Cornellian Yearbook, Panhellenic Council, Consent Ed, Senior Class
Campaigns
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: A picture of a
really cute puppy.
What is your most useless talent?: Quoting cheesy movies from the early 2000s.
Blurb: I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. Typo. I meant food. I try to find the food in every
situation.
       
     

Name: Allison Wild Year: 2019 Major: Government Hometown: Wyckoff, NJ Campus Activities: The Cornellian Yearbook, Panhellenic Council, Consent Ed, Senior Class Campaigns If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: A picture of a really cute puppy. What is your most useless talent?: Quoting cheesy movies from the early 2000s. Blurb: I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. Typo. I meant food. I try to find the food in every situation.

 Name: Jasmine Peng
Year: 2020
Major: Biological Sciences (Neurobiology and Behavior)
Hometown: Belton, TX
Campus Activities: Impact and Shadows Dance Troupes, Kappa Delta, Biology Student
Advising
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Again, but with
aesthetic. Now go get your flu shot."
What is your most useless talent?: I can unwrap a starburst in my mouth in under a minute
Blurb: Let me tell you about my favorite animal
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp
       
     

Name: Jasmine Peng Year: 2020 Major: Biological Sciences (Neurobiology and Behavior) Hometown: Belton, TX Campus Activities: Impact and Shadows Dance Troupes, Kappa Delta, Biology Student Advising If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Again, but with aesthetic. Now go get your flu shot." What is your most useless talent?: I can unwrap a starburst in my mouth in under a minute Blurb: Let me tell you about my favorite animal http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp

 Name: Ariel Seminet
Year: 2019
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Hometown: Johannesburg, South Africa
Campus Activities: Cornell Energy Club, Johnson Energy Club.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Don't forget to pay
your taxes. I need that.
What is your most useless talent?: I can make my thumb touch my forearm.
Blurb: It took me 25 years to write this book, and I will not lose another 25 minutes writing this blurb.
       
     

Name: Ariel Seminet Year: 2019 Major: Mechanical Engineering Hometown: Johannesburg, South Africa Campus Activities: Cornell Energy Club, Johnson Energy Club. If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Don't forget to pay your taxes. I need that. What is your most useless talent?: I can make my thumb touch my forearm. Blurb: It took me 25 years to write this book, and I will not lose another 25 minutes writing this blurb.

 Name: Kelly Jahnsen
Year: 2019
Major: ILR
Hometown: West Palm Beach
Campus Activities: Phi Gamma Nu Business Fraternity and Society for Women in Business
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Temple of Zeus is
out of oat milk!
What is your most useless talent?: Predicting the winner of the bachelor
Blurb: Let’s get this pita
       
     

Name: Kelly Jahnsen Year: 2019 Major: ILR Hometown: West Palm Beach Campus Activities: Phi Gamma Nu Business Fraternity and Society for Women in Business If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Temple of Zeus is out of oat milk! What is your most useless talent?: Predicting the winner of the bachelor Blurb: Let’s get this pita

 Name: Peter Haddad
Year: 2019
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Hometown: Abu Dhabi, UAE
Campus Activities: imma senior...
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: water is not wet
What is your most useless talent?: i used to have a unibrow
Blurb: i like music and engineering and want to open an oriental house club in NYC in the future to
showcase lebanese-german fusion tracks. yuh
       
     

Name: Peter Haddad Year: 2019 Major: Mechanical Engineering Hometown: Abu Dhabi, UAE Campus Activities: imma senior... If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: water is not wet What is your most useless talent?: i used to have a unibrow Blurb: i like music and engineering and want to open an oriental house club in NYC in the future to showcase lebanese-german fusion tracks. yuh

 Name: Sophie Meyers
Year: 2019
Major: Fashion Design Management
Hometown: Los Angeles
Campus Activities: Cornell Fashion Collective
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Gossip girl update
obviously
What is your most useless talent?: procrastination
Blurb:
'??
       
     

Name: Sophie Meyers Year: 2019 Major: Fashion Design Management Hometown: Los Angeles Campus Activities: Cornell Fashion Collective If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Gossip girl update obviously What is your most useless talent?: procrastination Blurb: '??

 Name: Joe Anderson
Year: 2020
Major: Industrial and Labor Relations
Hometown: Buffalo, NY
Campus Activities: President, Haven: Cornell's LGBTQ Student Union; Executive Vice
President, Student Assembly; President, Residential Student Congress; Executive Vice Chair,
University Assembly; RA in Cascadilla Hall; Cornell Lending Library
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Why is iced coffee
more expensive than hot coffee, like literally there is less coffee because of the ice!
What is your most useless talent?: I can sleep through the fire alarms in Cascadilla.
Blurb: Support trans folx
       
     

Name: Joe Anderson Year: 2020 Major: Industrial and Labor Relations Hometown: Buffalo, NY Campus Activities: President, Haven: Cornell's LGBTQ Student Union; Executive Vice President, Student Assembly; President, Residential Student Congress; Executive Vice Chair, University Assembly; RA in Cascadilla Hall; Cornell Lending Library If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Why is iced coffee more expensive than hot coffee, like literally there is less coffee because of the ice! What is your most useless talent?: I can sleep through the fire alarms in Cascadilla. Blurb: Support trans folx

 Name: Jeremy Wessel
Year: 2019
Major: Economics and Statistical Sciences
Hometown: Glen Ridge, NJ
Campus Activities: Club Soccer, Tour Guide, TA
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Vote.
What is your most useless talent?: endless supply of Will Ferrell references
Blurb: more cowbell
       
     

Name: Jeremy Wessel Year: 2019 Major: Economics and Statistical Sciences Hometown: Glen Ridge, NJ Campus Activities: Club Soccer, Tour Guide, TA If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Vote. What is your most useless talent?: endless supply of Will Ferrell references Blurb: more cowbell

 Name: Diego Burga
Year: 2021
Major: Biological Sciences Major, Anthropology & Global Health Minor
Hometown: Miramar, Florida
Campus Activities: Partners In Health Engage (President), Biology Scholars Program, Botanic
Buzzline (Co-founder), Biology Service Leaders, Let's Get Coffee
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: thank u, next
What is your most useless talent?: being able to masterfully snooze my alarm
Blurb: I'm a first-generation student from South Florida. I was born in Lima, Peru and came to the U.S. at a
young age. I enjoy meeting new people, listening to new music and embracing the Ithaca scenery. I hope
to make the most out of my four years at Cornell and later continue my education in medical school. You
can probably find me in the fifth floor of the Johnson Museum or in Olin Library doing work (or
procrastinating!).
       
     

Name: Diego Burga Year: 2021 Major: Biological Sciences Major, Anthropology & Global Health Minor Hometown: Miramar, Florida Campus Activities: Partners In Health Engage (President), Biology Scholars Program, Botanic Buzzline (Co-founder), Biology Service Leaders, Let's Get Coffee If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: thank u, next What is your most useless talent?: being able to masterfully snooze my alarm Blurb: I'm a first-generation student from South Florida. I was born in Lima, Peru and came to the U.S. at a young age. I enjoy meeting new people, listening to new music and embracing the Ithaca scenery. I hope to make the most out of my four years at Cornell and later continue my education in medical school. You can probably find me in the fifth floor of the Johnson Museum or in Olin Library doing work (or procrastinating!).

 Name: Trevor Kahl
Year: 2019
Major: Government
Hometown: Winchester, MA
Campus Activities: Cornell International Affairs Society, Alpha Phi Omega, Elections Committee
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Looking for a
FOURTH PLAYER for Settlers of Catan, if you are available please contact the White House hotline and
Marine One will pick you up. Snacks provided.
What is your most useless talent?: Reciting the Hamilton soundtrack beginning to end
Blurb: If we stopped having meetings that could be emails, we would've reached the Andromeda Galaxy
and solved the mystery of immortality by now.
       
     

Name: Trevor Kahl Year: 2019 Major: Government Hometown: Winchester, MA Campus Activities: Cornell International Affairs Society, Alpha Phi Omega, Elections Committee If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Looking for a FOURTH PLAYER for Settlers of Catan, if you are available please contact the White House hotline and Marine One will pick you up. Snacks provided. What is your most useless talent?: Reciting the Hamilton soundtrack beginning to end Blurb: If we stopped having meetings that could be emails, we would've reached the Andromeda Galaxy and solved the mystery of immortality by now.

 Name: Abigail Chen
Year: 2019
Major: Government, History, College Scholar
Hometown: Guangzhou, China
Campus Activities: Cornell International Affairs Society, Cornell Southeast Asia Program
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Inconceivable that
college rankings would put Cornell behind Brown - totally unheard of & perhaps illegal
What is your most useless talent?: Singing Desperado by Eagles
Blurb: “Choose to be happy” - the best advice I’ve been given at Cornell
       
     

Name: Abigail Chen Year: 2019 Major: Government, History, College Scholar Hometown: Guangzhou, China Campus Activities: Cornell International Affairs Society, Cornell Southeast Asia Program If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Inconceivable that college rankings would put Cornell behind Brown - totally unheard of & perhaps illegal What is your most useless talent?: Singing Desperado by Eagles Blurb: “Choose to be happy” - the best advice I’ve been given at Cornell

 Name: Jonah Klapholz
Year: 2019
Major: Human Development
Hometown: NY, NY
Campus Activities: Cornell Hillel, HumEc Ambassadors, Research, Biochem TA, Cornell Reflect
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Have a good day
at school! Love, Jonah
What is your most useless talent?: I can wiggle my ears!
Blurb: "It's never too early for ice cream, Jim" - Michael Scott
       
     

Name: Jonah Klapholz Year: 2019 Major: Human Development Hometown: NY, NY Campus Activities: Cornell Hillel, HumEc Ambassadors, Research, Biochem TA, Cornell Reflect If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Have a good day at school! Love, Jonah What is your most useless talent?: I can wiggle my ears! Blurb: "It's never too early for ice cream, Jim" - Michael Scott

 Name: Maddie Feldman
Year: 2019
Major: Human Development
Hometown: Philadelphia, PA
Campus Activities: Cornell Reflect,
Resident Advisor,
Cornell Hillel Intern,
Mortar Board,
APO,
AEPhi,
Best Buddies
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Today will be a
good day :)
What is your most useless talent?: making a clover with my tongue
Blurb: Maddie is always on the move, so you can usually find her running around campus from one
activity to another. She's been dreaming of being on 161 since freshman year and is so pumped to be a
part of it now 💕
       
     

Name: Maddie Feldman Year: 2019 Major: Human Development Hometown: Philadelphia, PA Campus Activities: Cornell Reflect, Resident Advisor, Cornell Hillel Intern, Mortar Board, APO, AEPhi, Best Buddies If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Today will be a good day :) What is your most useless talent?: making a clover with my tongue Blurb: Maddie is always on the move, so you can usually find her running around campus from one activity to another. She's been dreaming of being on 161 since freshman year and is so pumped to be a part of it now 💕

 Name: Julie Green
Year: 2019
Major: ILR
Hometown: Kingston, PA
Campus Activities: ILR Student Government Association, AEPHI
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Stimulate the
economy, go shopping! Here is a list of sample sales if you need inspiration
What is your most useless talent?: Knowing useless pop culture knowledge such as: The other people in
the Black Eyed Peas that aren't Fergie and Will I Am are Apl De Ap and Taboo
Blurb: Oh you don't like your major? Switch to ILR
       
     

Name: Julie Green Year: 2019 Major: ILR Hometown: Kingston, PA Campus Activities: ILR Student Government Association, AEPHI If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Stimulate the economy, go shopping! Here is a list of sample sales if you need inspiration What is your most useless talent?: Knowing useless pop culture knowledge such as: The other people in the Black Eyed Peas that aren't Fergie and Will I Am are Apl De Ap and Taboo Blurb: Oh you don't like your major? Switch to ILR

 Name: Nicole Francese
Year: 2019
Major: Government
Hometown: Anaheim Hills, CA
Campus Activities: Vice President of Rise Dance Group, Phi Sigma Sigma, Temple of Zeus-er.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Remy would beat
Stuart Little in a fight and that’s the tea.
What is your most useless talent?: I taught myself how to death drop by watching RuPaul on YouTube.
Blurb: It’s pronounced gif, not gif.
       
     

Name: Nicole Francese Year: 2019 Major: Government Hometown: Anaheim Hills, CA Campus Activities: Vice President of Rise Dance Group, Phi Sigma Sigma, Temple of Zeus-er. If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Remy would beat Stuart Little in a fight and that’s the tea. What is your most useless talent?: I taught myself how to death drop by watching RuPaul on YouTube. Blurb: It’s pronounced gif, not gif.

 Name: Grace Santarelli
Year: 2019
Major: Information Science
Hometown: Rockville Centre, NY
Campus Activities: Cornell Business Review, TA, Phi Sig, SWIB, approaching dogs on campus
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Can someone pls
bring me toilet paper?
What is your most useless talent?: I am really good at identifying dog breeds.
Blurb: Bring Dunkin back to Collegetown!
       
     

Name: Grace Santarelli Year: 2019 Major: Information Science Hometown: Rockville Centre, NY Campus Activities: Cornell Business Review, TA, Phi Sig, SWIB, approaching dogs on campus If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Can someone pls bring me toilet paper? What is your most useless talent?: I am really good at identifying dog breeds. Blurb: Bring Dunkin back to Collegetown!

 Name: Beth Gentsch
Year: 2020
Major: Sociology
Hometown: Arlington, VA
Campus Activities: Anabel's Grocery Marketing Team, Triathlon Club, Phi Sig
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Have you checked
your privilege yet today?
What is your most useless talent?: Speaking only in Vine
Blurb: Listen to your sister, Morty. To live is to risk it all, otherwise you’re just an inert chunk of randomly
assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.
       
     

Name: Beth Gentsch Year: 2020 Major: Sociology Hometown: Arlington, VA Campus Activities: Anabel's Grocery Marketing Team, Triathlon Club, Phi Sig If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Have you checked your privilege yet today? What is your most useless talent?: Speaking only in Vine Blurb: Listen to your sister, Morty. To live is to risk it all, otherwise you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.

 Name: Sarah Frieman
Year: 2021
Major: Biology and Society
Hometown: LA
Campus Activities: Hillel, APO
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Eat your breakfast,
kids
What is your most useless talent?: Writing backwards in cursive
Blurb: Fun fact: Otters hold each other's paws while sleeping so they don't float away from each other!
       
     

Name: Sarah Frieman Year: 2021 Major: Biology and Society Hometown: LA Campus Activities: Hillel, APO If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Eat your breakfast, kids What is your most useless talent?: Writing backwards in cursive Blurb: Fun fact: Otters hold each other's paws while sleeping so they don't float away from each other!

 Name: Ian Wallace
Year: 2020
Major: History and Near Eastern Studies
Hometown: Utica, NY
Campus Activities: Co-president of Cornell Welcomes Refugees, Chair of the Infrastructure
Fund Commission, Vice President of Haven
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: America I am
confusion
What is your most useless talent?: Gesticulating
Blurb: The drop deadline has past and the only way out is *points* through the perfume department
       
     

Name: Ian Wallace Year: 2020 Major: History and Near Eastern Studies Hometown: Utica, NY Campus Activities: Co-president of Cornell Welcomes Refugees, Chair of the Infrastructure Fund Commission, Vice President of Haven If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: America I am confusion What is your most useless talent?: Gesticulating Blurb: The drop deadline has past and the only way out is *points* through the perfume department

 Name: Amanda Shuster
Year: 2019
Major: Information Science
Hometown: Scarsdale, NY
Campus Activities: TA-ing, Sigma Delta Tau Sorority, underdressing, overthinking, thinking
about poetry
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Nachos anyone?
What is your most useless talent?: I'm really good at making nachos
Blurb: Chips, cheese, and salsa, baby!
       
     

Name: Amanda Shuster Year: 2019 Major: Information Science Hometown: Scarsdale, NY Campus Activities: TA-ing, Sigma Delta Tau Sorority, underdressing, overthinking, thinking about poetry If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Nachos anyone? What is your most useless talent?: I'm really good at making nachos Blurb: Chips, cheese, and salsa, baby!

 Name: Alicia Wang
Year: 2021
Major: Computer Science
Hometown: Fayetteville, North Carolina
Campus Activities: Cornell Daily Sun, Women in Computing at Cornell, Cornell AppDev
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: The Game
What is your most useless talent?: Can cup water in my hands and squirt it out at long distances
Blurb: I like to walk around with my hood on even if it's bright and sunny outside. Bonus points if I have to
maneuver my entire body to look at something because my hoodie blocks my line of sight.
       
     

Name: Alicia Wang Year: 2021 Major: Computer Science Hometown: Fayetteville, North Carolina Campus Activities: Cornell Daily Sun, Women in Computing at Cornell, Cornell AppDev If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: The Game What is your most useless talent?: Can cup water in my hands and squirt it out at long distances Blurb: I like to walk around with my hood on even if it's bright and sunny outside. Bonus points if I have to maneuver my entire body to look at something because my hoodie blocks my line of sight.

 Name: Lindsay Finn
Year: 2020
Major: Information Science Systems and Technology
Hometown: Cincinnati, OH
Campus Activities: CUSD, Cornell Alpine Ski Team
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Alert: "Climate
crisis is real. Beware of hurricanes, droughts, floods, and more."
What is your most useless talent?: I can touch my tongue to my nose!
Blurb: “tall kinda awkward girl just trying to get by”
       
     

Name: Lindsay Finn Year: 2020 Major: Information Science Systems and Technology Hometown: Cincinnati, OH Campus Activities: CUSD, Cornell Alpine Ski Team If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Alert: "Climate crisis is real. Beware of hurricanes, droughts, floods, and more." What is your most useless talent?: I can touch my tongue to my nose! Blurb: “tall kinda awkward girl just trying to get by”

 Name: Ben Feldman
Year: 2022
Major: Government
Hometown: Philadelphia
Campus Activities: Speech, Roosevelt Institute, Political Union, Hillel
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "If liberty means
anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." -George Orwell
What is your most useless talent?: I know all the words to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire." Also, I can
catch a stack of coins balancing on my elbow. Just not too big a stack. I don't know, that's kind of cool.
Blurb: Cornell has always been a really big place in my mind, which is why I was surprised when, after a
few weeks, everything began to feel a little closer together
       
     

Name: Ben Feldman Year: 2022 Major: Government Hometown: Philadelphia Campus Activities: Speech, Roosevelt Institute, Political Union, Hillel If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." -George Orwell What is your most useless talent?: I know all the words to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire." Also, I can catch a stack of coins balancing on my elbow. Just not too big a stack. I don't know, that's kind of cool. Blurb: Cornell has always been a really big place in my mind, which is why I was surprised when, after a few weeks, everything began to feel a little closer together

 Name: Ben Sternklar-Davis
Year: 2019
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Hometown: New York City
Campus Activities: CUAir, Hillel, CJL, CUAir, CUAir
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: ALERT
What is your most useless talent?: Breaking things that don’t need fixing
Blurb: Izaburdizaplaynizabuzh
       
     

Name: Ben Sternklar-Davis Year: 2019 Major: Mechanical Engineering Hometown: New York City Campus Activities: CUAir, Hillel, CJL, CUAir, CUAir If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: ALERT What is your most useless talent?: Breaking things that don’t need fixing Blurb: Izaburdizaplaynizabuzh

 Name: Efraim Shachter
Year: 2021
Major: Food Science
Hometown: Boca Raton, FL
Campus Activities: Center for Jewish Living events and Hillel events. Playing String instruments
and singing with friends.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Smile!!!
What is your most useless talent?: I can make a cricket sound.
Blurb: Blurb, indeed.
       
     

Name: Efraim Shachter Year: 2021 Major: Food Science Hometown: Boca Raton, FL Campus Activities: Center for Jewish Living events and Hillel events. Playing String instruments and singing with friends. If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Smile!!! What is your most useless talent?: I can make a cricket sound. Blurb: Blurb, indeed.

 Name: Lauren Goldstein
Year: 2020
Major: Asian Studies
Hometown: New York City
Campus Activities: Cayuga's Watchers, SWIB, Sigma Delta Tau, IDP
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: A link to register
to vote
What is your most useless talent?: Being able to cook a damn good quesadilla
Blurb: You can't always get what you want
       
     

Name: Lauren Goldstein Year: 2020 Major: Asian Studies Hometown: New York City Campus Activities: Cayuga's Watchers, SWIB, Sigma Delta Tau, IDP If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: A link to register to vote What is your most useless talent?: Being able to cook a damn good quesadilla Blurb: You can't always get what you want

 Name: Sasha Chanko
Year: 2019
Major: Mathematics and Asian Studies
Hometown: New York City
Campus Activities: Cornell Hillel, Cornell Daily Sun, Shevach, EARS
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Eat your breakfast,
and don't forget to wash the dishes after.
What is your most useless talent?: Making my tongue the shape of a clover.
Blurb: Why be a blork when you can be a shlum?
       
     

Name: Sasha Chanko Year: 2019 Major: Mathematics and Asian Studies Hometown: New York City Campus Activities: Cornell Hillel, Cornell Daily Sun, Shevach, EARS If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Eat your breakfast, and don't forget to wash the dishes after. What is your most useless talent?: Making my tongue the shape of a clover. Blurb: Why be a blork when you can be a shlum?

 Name: Caroline Brauner
Year: 2019
Major: Nutritional Sciences
Hometown: Fair Lawn, NJ
Campus Activities: Cornell Dining Food Allergy Ambassador, Center for Jewish Living, Hillel
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Free cookies for
everyone!
What is your most useless talent?: I can lick the tip of my nose...and my elbow
Blurb: Just a gluten-free girl living in a gluten-filled world
       
     

Name: Caroline Brauner Year: 2019 Major: Nutritional Sciences Hometown: Fair Lawn, NJ Campus Activities: Cornell Dining Food Allergy Ambassador, Center for Jewish Living, Hillel If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Free cookies for everyone! What is your most useless talent?: I can lick the tip of my nose...and my elbow Blurb: Just a gluten-free girl living in a gluten-filled world

 Name: Hany Zerbib
Year: 2019
Major: ILR minors in Business and Art History
Hometown: Miami, Florida
Campus Activities: Rise Dance Group, Sigma Delta Tau, The ILR Library
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "THIS IS NOT A
TEST Hany Zerbib has finally made it onto 161 faces- check it out"
What is your most useless talent?: touching my nose with my tongue
Blurb: Don't touch my cookie dough unless I buy the family pack, then you can ask for some, maybe I will
say yes
       
     

Name: Hany Zerbib Year: 2019 Major: ILR minors in Business and Art History Hometown: Miami, Florida Campus Activities: Rise Dance Group, Sigma Delta Tau, The ILR Library If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "THIS IS NOT A TEST Hany Zerbib has finally made it onto 161 faces- check it out" What is your most useless talent?: touching my nose with my tongue Blurb: Don't touch my cookie dough unless I buy the family pack, then you can ask for some, maybe I will say yes

 Name: Ansumana Bangura
Year: 2020
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY
Campus Activities: The LINK Men's Alliance, National Society of Black Engineers, Ryan &
LSAMP Scholars
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: YooooOoooo
GLLLTTTTTTT
What is your most useless talent?: Precision Bottle Flipping
Blurb: Ansumana Bangura is a junior, studying Mechanical Engineering. He is the involved in a number of
different organizations on campus including the L.I.N.K. Men’s Alliance and the National Society of Black
Engineers. He’s planning on pursuing a Ph.D. and is trying to figure out a way to fuse all of his passions
into one dream career. He was born and raised in New York City—jacking Brooklyn, more specifically
(GLLLLTTTT). He likes pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and listening to music. Jokes aside: Ansu
is an “extroverted” introvert. Although his small talk is garbage & (at times) cringey, he loves meeting and
getting to know people. Say hi anytime :) Wait...is there a difference between a blurb and a bio?
       
     

Name: Ansumana Bangura Year: 2020 Major: Mechanical Engineering Hometown: Brooklyn, NY Campus Activities: The LINK Men's Alliance, National Society of Black Engineers, Ryan & LSAMP Scholars If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: YooooOoooo GLLLTTTTTTT What is your most useless talent?: Precision Bottle Flipping Blurb: Ansumana Bangura is a junior, studying Mechanical Engineering. He is the involved in a number of different organizations on campus including the L.I.N.K. Men’s Alliance and the National Society of Black Engineers. He’s planning on pursuing a Ph.D. and is trying to figure out a way to fuse all of his passions into one dream career. He was born and raised in New York City—jacking Brooklyn, more specifically (GLLLLTTTT). He likes pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and listening to music. Jokes aside: Ansu is an “extroverted” introvert. Although his small talk is garbage & (at times) cringey, he loves meeting and getting to know people. Say hi anytime :) Wait...is there a difference between a blurb and a bio?

 Name: Barron Williams
Year: 2019
Major: ILR
Hometown: Danville, PA
Campus Activities: Scholars Working Ambitiously to Graduate, Kappa Alpha Pi Pre Law
Fraternity, Peer Review Board, Mortar Board Der Hexenkreis, Stats Tutor
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: This is not a test.
Jk
What is your most useless talent?: I can tie some knots. I rarely run across loose rope.
Blurb: I've been called aloof but in a good way.
       
     

Name: Barron Williams Year: 2019 Major: ILR Hometown: Danville, PA Campus Activities: Scholars Working Ambitiously to Graduate, Kappa Alpha Pi Pre Law Fraternity, Peer Review Board, Mortar Board Der Hexenkreis, Stats Tutor If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: This is not a test. Jk What is your most useless talent?: I can tie some knots. I rarely run across loose rope. Blurb: I've been called aloof but in a good way.

 Name: Kevin Guo
Year: 2019
Major: Information Science, Systems, & Technology
Hometown: Warren, NJ
Campus Activities: Robotics research, Cornell EMS, Cornell Autonomous Underwater Vehicle,
Cornell International Affairs Society
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Failing Cornell
Daily Sun SILENCES brave patriot for questioning their reporters! SAD!
What is your most useless talent?: Building useless things and convincing people it's impressive (Thank
you 4 years of a Cornell Engineering education!)
Blurb: Why is this even a question?
       
     

Name: Kevin Guo Year: 2019 Major: Information Science, Systems, & Technology Hometown: Warren, NJ Campus Activities: Robotics research, Cornell EMS, Cornell Autonomous Underwater Vehicle, Cornell International Affairs Society If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Failing Cornell Daily Sun SILENCES brave patriot for questioning their reporters! SAD! What is your most useless talent?: Building useless things and convincing people it's impressive (Thank you 4 years of a Cornell Engineering education!) Blurb: Why is this even a question?

 Name: Bhavi Jagatia
Year: 2019
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Hometown: Mumbai, India
Campus Activities: Cornell Micro-g, ASME/AIAA, Teaching Assistant
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Critically low yield
of avocados - stock up!
What is your most useless talent?: Being able to do that with my face (cue photo)
Blurb: ""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott"
       
     

Name: Bhavi Jagatia Year: 2019 Major: Mechanical Engineering Hometown: Mumbai, India Campus Activities: Cornell Micro-g, ASME/AIAA, Teaching Assistant If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Critically low yield of avocados - stock up! What is your most useless talent?: Being able to do that with my face (cue photo) Blurb: ""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott"

 Name: Christine Yang
Year: 2020
Major: PAM
Hometown: Soutborough, MA
Campus Activities: Thread, The Straight Edge, Medium, kombuchaa
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: you'll do great
today! spread some good energy.
What is your most useless talent?: referencing pop culture facts no one cares about
Blurb: tell ur dogs i say hi
       
     

Name: Christine Yang Year: 2020 Major: PAM Hometown: Soutborough, MA Campus Activities: Thread, The Straight Edge, Medium, kombuchaa If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: you'll do great today! spread some good energy. What is your most useless talent?: referencing pop culture facts no one cares about Blurb: tell ur dogs i say hi

 Name: Sofie Cornelis
Year: 2019
Major: Information Science
Hometown: New York City
Campus Activities: Women In Computing at Cornell, Cornell App Dev, Info Sci Research, Pi Phi
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Hey! Have a lovely
day :)
What is your most useless talent?: obscure google doc commands ;)
Blurb: Do your thing and don't care if they like it!
       
     

Name: Sofie Cornelis Year: 2019 Major: Information Science Hometown: New York City Campus Activities: Women In Computing at Cornell, Cornell App Dev, Info Sci Research, Pi Phi If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Hey! Have a lovely day :) What is your most useless talent?: obscure google doc commands ;) Blurb: Do your thing and don't care if they like it!

 Name: Cathy Guo
Year: 2019
Major: HBHS
Hometown: Lexington, MA
Campus Activities: Project LETS, EARS, Kappa Delta, Alpha Chi Sigma, Biochem TA, Lab
Research, Illustration
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Stop whatever
you're doing and treat yourself to a milkshake
What is your most useless talent?: I can pull multiple all-nighters for either art or videogames
Blurb: Still down to trick or treat?
       
     

Name: Cathy Guo Year: 2019 Major: HBHS Hometown: Lexington, MA Campus Activities: Project LETS, EARS, Kappa Delta, Alpha Chi Sigma, Biochem TA, Lab Research, Illustration If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Stop whatever you're doing and treat yourself to a milkshake What is your most useless talent?: I can pull multiple all-nighters for either art or videogames Blurb: Still down to trick or treat?

 Name: Cosimo Fabrizio
Year: 2022
Major: Economics and Government
Hometown: South Orange, NJ
Campus Activities: Resident nice guy, Kappa Alpha Pi Pre Law
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: The Purge will be
commencing in
3
2
Nah I'm just kidding, have a good day everyone!
What is your most useless talent?: I can dish out an endless supply of dad jokes
Blurb: I'm not worried about the deficit, its big enough to take care of itself - Reagan
       
     

Name: Cosimo Fabrizio Year: 2022 Major: Economics and Government Hometown: South Orange, NJ Campus Activities: Resident nice guy, Kappa Alpha Pi Pre Law If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: The Purge will be commencing in 3 2 Nah I'm just kidding, have a good day everyone! What is your most useless talent?: I can dish out an endless supply of dad jokes Blurb: I'm not worried about the deficit, its big enough to take care of itself - Reagan

 Name: Jady Wei
Year: 2019
Major: Economics and Government
Hometown: Cupertino, CA
Campus Activities: Social Business Consulting, KAPi, Arts & Sciences Ambassadors
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Coffee is the
nectar of the gods.
What is your most useless talent?: I can unwrap a starburst with my mouth.
Blurb: Stay classy, Cornell.
       
     

Name: Jady Wei Year: 2019 Major: Economics and Government Hometown: Cupertino, CA Campus Activities: Social Business Consulting, KAPi, Arts & Sciences Ambassadors If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Coffee is the nectar of the gods. What is your most useless talent?: I can unwrap a starburst with my mouth. Blurb: Stay classy, Cornell.

 Name: Tarangana Thapa
Year: 2021
Major: Government and Economics
Hometown: Arlington, MA
Campus Activities: Kappa Alpha Pi, The Naked Truth, Peace Action Cornell
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Your Grubhub
order is on its way!
What is your most useless talent?: Making a near perfect avocado face mask
Blurb: Better to be vocal and lose your image than be passive and lose your identity.
       
     

Name: Tarangana Thapa Year: 2021 Major: Government and Economics Hometown: Arlington, MA Campus Activities: Kappa Alpha Pi, The Naked Truth, Peace Action Cornell If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Your Grubhub order is on its way! What is your most useless talent?: Making a near perfect avocado face mask Blurb: Better to be vocal and lose your image than be passive and lose your identity.

 Name: Stephanie Mark
Year: 2020
Major: Information Science
Hometown: Hillsborough, California
Campus Activities: Women in Computing at Cornell, Willard Straight Hall Resource Center,
Alpha Xi Delta
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: You are worthy of
everything good in life. Surround yourself with positive people who will help bring out the best in you.
Today can be a great day!! Xoxo
       
     

Name: Stephanie Mark Year: 2020 Major: Information Science Hometown: Hillsborough, California Campus Activities: Women in Computing at Cornell, Willard Straight Hall Resource Center, Alpha Xi Delta If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: You are worthy of everything good in life. Surround yourself with positive people who will help bring out the best in you. Today can be a great day!! Xoxo <3 ya girl, the President What is your most useless talent?: My Scottish accent Blurb: FREE POPCORN & CONVERSATION IN WILLARD STRAIGHT HALL

 Name: Michael Johns
Year: 2020
Major: Government
Hometown: Oakton, VA
Campus Activities: President of the Cornell Republicans, Treasurer of the Cornell International
Affairs Society, Cornell Political Union, and a columnist for the Sun
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: siri how late is
Sopoong open
hey siri
what button is this
What is your most useless talent?: I can always find a seat in Zeus.
Blurb: "The respect of your fellows is worth more than applause." --Willard Straight
       
     

Name: Michael Johns Year: 2020 Major: Government Hometown: Oakton, VA Campus Activities: President of the Cornell Republicans, Treasurer of the Cornell International Affairs Society, Cornell Political Union, and a columnist for the Sun If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: siri how late is Sopoong open hey siri what button is this What is your most useless talent?: I can always find a seat in Zeus. Blurb: "The respect of your fellows is worth more than applause." --Willard Straight

 Name: Shashank Vura
Year: 2019
Major: Government and History
Hometown: Sugar Land, TX
Campus Activities: AIESEC, Student Assembly, SAFC, Historical Society, ISU, Elephant
Listening Project
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: If you were an
aquatic animal, what would you be and why? Text back in 5 emojis or less.
What is your most useless talent?: Balancing miscellaneous items on my head
Blurb: There exist only 4 major food groups. Chicken Fried Chicken, Uncarbonated Lemonade, Sweet
Cream Ice Cream, and Mississippi Mud Pie.
       
     

Name: Shashank Vura Year: 2019 Major: Government and History Hometown: Sugar Land, TX Campus Activities: AIESEC, Student Assembly, SAFC, Historical Society, ISU, Elephant Listening Project If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: If you were an aquatic animal, what would you be and why? Text back in 5 emojis or less. What is your most useless talent?: Balancing miscellaneous items on my head Blurb: There exist only 4 major food groups. Chicken Fried Chicken, Uncarbonated Lemonade, Sweet Cream Ice Cream, and Mississippi Mud Pie.

 Name: Isaac Covitz
Year: 2019
Major: Chemical Engineering
Hometown: Ottawa, ON
Campus Activities: Cornell International Affairs Society, Research, Outing Club
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Get a flu shot!
What is your most useless talent?: I can balance an umbrella on my finger
Blurb: If you are good to everyone around you, you'll always find the help you need.
       
     

Name: Isaac Covitz Year: 2019 Major: Chemical Engineering Hometown: Ottawa, ON Campus Activities: Cornell International Affairs Society, Research, Outing Club If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Get a flu shot! What is your most useless talent?: I can balance an umbrella on my finger Blurb: If you are good to everyone around you, you'll always find the help you need.

 Name: Tal Moriah
Year: 2020
Major: Computer Science
Hometown: Plainview, NY
Campus Activities: Delta Sigma Pi, Cornell International Affairs Society, CUAUV, Assorted Aces
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: I just want
everyone to know that it has been a completely normal day here in the USA
What is your most useless talent?: I procrastinate by making to do lists and never doing the things on my
list
Blurb: "I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures"- Bojack Horseman
       
     

Name: Tal Moriah Year: 2020 Major: Computer Science Hometown: Plainview, NY Campus Activities: Delta Sigma Pi, Cornell International Affairs Society, CUAUV, Assorted Aces If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: I just want everyone to know that it has been a completely normal day here in the USA What is your most useless talent?: I procrastinate by making to do lists and never doing the things on my list Blurb: "I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures"- Bojack Horseman

 Name: Jaewon Sim
Year: 2021
Major: Computer Science in A&S
Hometown: Jakarta, Seoul, Suzhou & Lewisville, TX
Campus Activities: Cornell Student Assembly, Beta Theta Pi, Cornell AppDev
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Wait, does my hair

look oka-
What is your most useless talent?: Falling asleep while eating wings.

Blurb: Act on what you believe in.
       
     

Name: Jaewon Sim Year: 2021 Major: Computer Science in A&S Hometown: Jakarta, Seoul, Suzhou & Lewisville, TX Campus Activities: Cornell Student Assembly, Beta Theta Pi, Cornell AppDev If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Wait, does my hair look oka- What is your most useless talent?: Falling asleep while eating wings. Blurb: Act on what you believe in.

 Name: Youhan Yuan
Year: 2021
Major: Double major in Staying Alive and Keeping Warm, minor in sleep deprivation
Hometown: Nanjing, China
Campus Activities: Stay alive and have fun, ride my bike in the middle of snow storm
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: LOL OWN3ed! I’m
now on Facebook.RU!
What is your most useless talent?: Know some weird fact that definitely no use in life
Blurb: Wait is anyone actually reading this? What about a trip to Chernobyl?
       
     

Name: Youhan Yuan Year: 2021 Major: Double major in Staying Alive and Keeping Warm, minor in sleep deprivation Hometown: Nanjing, China Campus Activities: Stay alive and have fun, ride my bike in the middle of snow storm If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: LOL OWN3ed! I’m now on Facebook.RU! What is your most useless talent?: Know some weird fact that definitely no use in life Blurb: Wait is anyone actually reading this? What about a trip to Chernobyl?

 Name: Francis Rayos del Sol
Year: 2020
Major: Electrical and Computer Engineering
Hometown: Queens, NY
Campus Activities: Theta Tau, CKB Resident Advisor, Concrete Canoe Project Team,
Engineering Ambassador
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Get off your damn
phone and tell the people in your life that you love them. You won't regret it.
What is your most useless talent?: I can say the alphabet backwards in less than 5 seconds.
Blurb: Life's short. Treat yo self.
       
     

Name: Francis Rayos del Sol Year: 2020 Major: Electrical and Computer Engineering Hometown: Queens, NY Campus Activities: Theta Tau, CKB Resident Advisor, Concrete Canoe Project Team, Engineering Ambassador If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Get off your damn phone and tell the people in your life that you love them. You won't regret it. What is your most useless talent?: I can say the alphabet backwards in less than 5 seconds. Blurb: Life's short. Treat yo self.

 Name: Kevin Cavallo
Year: 2021
Major: Biomedical Engineering
Hometown: Scarsdale, NY
Campus Activities: Theta Tau, Crème de Cornell, ChemE Car
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Let’s get this
bread
What is your most useless talent?: I can make my eyebrows do the wave
Blurb: Hi there! I’m Kevin Cavallo, a sophomore studying Biomedical Engineering at Cornell. One day I
hope to develop medicine for disease treatment, but in the meantime I try to enjoy every day of life
through photography, food, exploration and style!
       
     

Name: Kevin Cavallo Year: 2021 Major: Biomedical Engineering Hometown: Scarsdale, NY Campus Activities: Theta Tau, Crème de Cornell, ChemE Car If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Let’s get this bread What is your most useless talent?: I can make my eyebrows do the wave Blurb: Hi there! I’m Kevin Cavallo, a sophomore studying Biomedical Engineering at Cornell. One day I hope to develop medicine for disease treatment, but in the meantime I try to enjoy every day of life through photography, food, exploration and style!

 Name: Rema Toopal
Year: 2021
Major: Materials Science and Engineering
Hometown: Scottsdale, AZ
Campus Activities: Cornell Concrete Canoe, Tour Guides, Theta Tau, Society of Women
Engineers
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: send me ur
favorite memoir
What is your most useless talent?: critiquing food
Blurb: My dream is to open up a spin studio that revolutionizes the indoor cycling industry. Ideally on the
West Coast somewhere. But first I’m working on getting my own class in one of the gyms on campus.
       
     

Name: Rema Toopal Year: 2021 Major: Materials Science and Engineering Hometown: Scottsdale, AZ Campus Activities: Cornell Concrete Canoe, Tour Guides, Theta Tau, Society of Women Engineers If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: send me ur favorite memoir What is your most useless talent?: critiquing food Blurb: My dream is to open up a spin studio that revolutionizes the indoor cycling industry. Ideally on the West Coast somewhere. But first I’m working on getting my own class in one of the gyms on campus.

 Name: Dana Nieh
Year: 2019
Major: Applied Economics and Management
Hometown: Shanghai
Campus Activities: Retired -- previously Cornell Undergraduate Asia Business Society, Cornell
Impact Investing, Student Agencies, Delta Sigma Pi, Anabel's Grocery, and the Student
Activities Funding Commission
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Stop whatever
you're doing and take 60 seconds to recall who and what you're grateful for."
What is your most useless talent?: Writing pretty phenomenal Yelp reviews I must say
Blurb: "Everything happens for a reason."
I used to think the saying implied a sort of complacency, but when I looked past that potential
interpretation, I began to realize that everything really does happen for a reason -- good or bad, if you treat
every experience as a reminder (i.e. the good) or a lesson (i.e. the bad), you'll always be growing. And who
doesn't like to be a little taller?
       
     

Name: Dana Nieh Year: 2019 Major: Applied Economics and Management Hometown: Shanghai Campus Activities: Retired -- previously Cornell Undergraduate Asia Business Society, Cornell Impact Investing, Student Agencies, Delta Sigma Pi, Anabel's Grocery, and the Student Activities Funding Commission If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Stop whatever you're doing and take 60 seconds to recall who and what you're grateful for." What is your most useless talent?: Writing pretty phenomenal Yelp reviews I must say Blurb: "Everything happens for a reason." I used to think the saying implied a sort of complacency, but when I looked past that potential interpretation, I began to realize that everything really does happen for a reason -- good or bad, if you treat every experience as a reminder (i.e. the good) or a lesson (i.e. the bad), you'll always be growing. And who doesn't like to be a little taller?

 Name: Erinn Liu
Year: 2018
Major: ORIE
Hometown: Same as Peking Duck
Campus Activities: Visiting NYC, walking dog , finding parking spaces without getting a ticket
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Open seat on
Campus 2 Campus
What is your most useless talent?: Making Carbone reservations
Blurb: Where is my phone?
       
     

Name: Erinn Liu Year: 2018 Major: ORIE Hometown: Same as Peking Duck Campus Activities: Visiting NYC, walking dog , finding parking spaces without getting a ticket If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Open seat on Campus 2 Campus What is your most useless talent?: Making Carbone reservations Blurb: Where is my phone?

 Name: Alyssa Alishoev
Year: 2019
Major: Psychology
Hometown: Berkeley, CA
Campus Activities: Co-Director of Camp Kesem at Cornell University, Child Witness and
Cognition Lab, Phi Sigma Sigma fraternity, Arts and Sciences Peer Advisor
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: This is the sign
you've been looking for!
What is your most useless talent?: I can move one of my eyes without the other.
Blurb: "I know what the meaning of life is but I don't know how to explain it"
       
     

Name: Alyssa Alishoev Year: 2019 Major: Psychology Hometown: Berkeley, CA Campus Activities: Co-Director of Camp Kesem at Cornell University, Child Witness and Cognition Lab, Phi Sigma Sigma fraternity, Arts and Sciences Peer Advisor If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: This is the sign you've been looking for! What is your most useless talent?: I can move one of my eyes without the other. Blurb: "I know what the meaning of life is but I don't know how to explain it"

 Name: Zsofia Szegletes
Year: 2019
Major: Biological Engineering
Hometown: Ithaca, NY
Campus Activities: Camp Kesem, AguaClara, Undergraduate Research Assistant
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: lmao good luck
What is your most useless talent?: cutting a paper so you can walk through it
Blurb: thx gimme for getting me through the past 3.5 years
       
     

Name: Zsofia Szegletes Year: 2019 Major: Biological Engineering Hometown: Ithaca, NY Campus Activities: Camp Kesem, AguaClara, Undergraduate Research Assistant If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: lmao good luck What is your most useless talent?: cutting a paper so you can walk through it Blurb: thx gimme for getting me through the past 3.5 years

 Name: Alissa Biegelman
       
     

Name: Alissa Biegelman

 Name: Kirubeal Wondimu
Year: 2022
Major: ILR
Hometown: Rochester, NY (Fairport)
Campus Activities: Cornell European Business Society
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Wya"
What is your most useless talent?: juggling
Blurb: Thank you, next.
       
     

Name: Kirubeal Wondimu Year: 2022 Major: ILR Hometown: Rochester, NY (Fairport) Campus Activities: Cornell European Business Society If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Wya" What is your most useless talent?: juggling Blurb: Thank you, next.

 Name: D. Albè Bogetti Pérez
Year: 2020
Major: College Scholar, Spanish, French
Hometown: Westley, CA
Campus Activities: For the most part I work on my writing; I mix in some photography and
cinematography. I read a lot. I also plan events for Entrepreneurship at Cornell, I am an RA and
I am a photographer for the Sibley MAE School, and I write for kitsch magazine. But really what
I do is sit in Temple of Zeus and drink oat milk cappuccinos from my tazita and pretend that I'm
working on something so that I can do what I really want, which is to spend the whole day
talking to people.
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Probably
something like « Attention : the United States have been cancelled because I don't believe in the concept
of countries, especially not the concept of this country, P.S. Will someone please tell me why you elected
me in the first place? Cheers! ».
What is your most useless talent?: Can a talent be useless? Em, sometimes I say random things like « 7 »
or « this is just like the Blizzard of '83 » or « I can't go back to jail! », which isn't necessarily a talent, but
feels useless enough to go in this field (P.S. I've never been in jail (it's a Monsters University quote, idk
man)).
Blurb: I, like, do things sometimes? Also I think thoughts and say words, and exist, apparently. I really
enjoy life (most of the time), and I try to find something positive about everything, because this is the only
way to be happy in a humanised world that tends towards erasure. I can't carry a thought through just one
language anymore, which makes life slightly more difficult and much more exciting. I think a lot about the
commercialisation of bodies and minds by the capitalist world we live in, and I think maybe the way to
counteract it is by treating all other beings — and myself — with as much compassion as is possible. We'll
see. O.K., I've hit my word quota for the day. Ciao (the pretence of using
       
     

Name: D. Albè Bogetti Pérez Year: 2020 Major: College Scholar, Spanish, French Hometown: Westley, CA Campus Activities: For the most part I work on my writing; I mix in some photography and cinematography. I read a lot. I also plan events for Entrepreneurship at Cornell, I am an RA and I am a photographer for the Sibley MAE School, and I write for kitsch magazine. But really what I do is sit in Temple of Zeus and drink oat milk cappuccinos from my tazita and pretend that I'm working on something so that I can do what I really want, which is to spend the whole day talking to people. If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Probably something like « Attention : the United States have been cancelled because I don't believe in the concept of countries, especially not the concept of this country, P.S. Will someone please tell me why you elected me in the first place? Cheers! ». What is your most useless talent?: Can a talent be useless? Em, sometimes I say random things like « 7 » or « this is just like the Blizzard of '83 » or « I can't go back to jail! », which isn't necessarily a talent, but feels useless enough to go in this field (P.S. I've never been in jail (it's a Monsters University quote, idk man)). Blurb: I, like, do things sometimes? Also I think thoughts and say words, and exist, apparently. I really enjoy life (most of the time), and I try to find something positive about everything, because this is the only way to be happy in a humanised world that tends towards erasure. I can't carry a thought through just one language anymore, which makes life slightly more difficult and much more exciting. I think a lot about the commercialisation of bodies and minds by the capitalist world we live in, and I think maybe the way to counteract it is by treating all other beings — and myself — with as much compassion as is possible. We'll see. O.K., I've hit my word quota for the day. Ciao (the pretence of using

 Name: Julie Phan
Year: 2020
Major: Computer Science
Hometown: Seattle, WA
Campus Activities: Women in Computing at Cornell, The Touchtones A Cappella, Cornell
Vietnamese Association
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Pineapple belongs
on pizza 🍕
What is your most useless talent?: My fingernails grow very quickly! ✅
Blurb: Come to the Touchtones concert May 4th! 🎶
       
     

Name: Julie Phan Year: 2020 Major: Computer Science Hometown: Seattle, WA Campus Activities: Women in Computing at Cornell, The Touchtones A Cappella, Cornell Vietnamese Association If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Pineapple belongs on pizza 🍕 What is your most useless talent?: My fingernails grow very quickly! ✅ Blurb: Come to the Touchtones concert May 4th! 🎶

 Name: Michael Earle
Year: 2020
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Hometown: Ossining, NY
Campus Activities: Big Red Pep Band, Recreational Fencing Club, The Cornell Store
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Bees are dying at
an alarming rate!
What is your most useless talent?: The ability to recite the periodic table of elements while juggling
Blurb: I have a passion for motorcycles, woodworking, sailing, and ice skating! You can find me doing the
Telephone Cheers at Lynah Rink, hosting the Cornell Store Instagram and Snapchat stories, testing my
project team's electric car on the quad, or in Upson Hall grinding through my work!
       
     

Name: Michael Earle Year: 2020 Major: Mechanical Engineering Hometown: Ossining, NY Campus Activities: Big Red Pep Band, Recreational Fencing Club, The Cornell Store If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Bees are dying at an alarming rate! What is your most useless talent?: The ability to recite the periodic table of elements while juggling Blurb: I have a passion for motorcycles, woodworking, sailing, and ice skating! You can find me doing the Telephone Cheers at Lynah Rink, hosting the Cornell Store Instagram and Snapchat stories, testing my project team's electric car on the quad, or in Upson Hall grinding through my work!

 Name: Dylan Limnavong
       
     

Name: Dylan Limnavong

 Name: Ian Goldsmith
       
     

Name: Ian Goldsmith

 Name: Samuel Barnett
Year: 2019
Major: College Scholar: National Security & Geopolitics
Hometown: Bedford, NY
Campus Activities: Tour Guide, POLIS, Mortar Board Der Hexenkreis
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Pretzel Day
What is your most useless talent?: Blues harmonica
Blurb: 60% water
       
     

Name: Samuel Barnett Year: 2019 Major: College Scholar: National Security & Geopolitics Hometown: Bedford, NY Campus Activities: Tour Guide, POLIS, Mortar Board Der Hexenkreis If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Pretzel Day What is your most useless talent?: Blues harmonica Blurb: 60% water

 Name: Michael Lin
Year: 2019
Major: Biological Sciences
Hometown: Middletown NY
Campus Activities: Student Advisor of Office of Undergraduate Biology, Circle K, Career Advisor
of ASABE, Computational Physiology Lab
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Welcome to a new
future
What is your most useless talent?: Snap my fingers on both hands
Blurb: Ditto...
       
     

Name: Michael Lin Year: 2019 Major: Biological Sciences Hometown: Middletown NY Campus Activities: Student Advisor of Office of Undergraduate Biology, Circle K, Career Advisor of ASABE, Computational Physiology Lab If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: Welcome to a new future What is your most useless talent?: Snap my fingers on both hands Blurb: Ditto...

 Name: Michael Lucido
       
     

Name: Michael Lucido

 Name: Nicolas Hernandez
Year: 2020
Major: ILR
Hometown: Downey, CA
Campus Activities: I'm part of MEChA de Cornell and work at the Cornell Store
If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Hi bbys ^-^ have a
fantastic week! Remember reverse racism isn't real and we live on stolen land." And then I'd add a cute
picture of my dog
What is your most useless talent?: I can remember the very first interaction I've had with every person
Blurb: If not empathy, show sympathy.
       
     

Name: Nicolas Hernandez Year: 2020 Major: ILR Hometown: Downey, CA Campus Activities: I'm part of MEChA de Cornell and work at the Cornell Store If you were president, what Presidential Alert would you send the entire United States?: "Hi bbys ^-^ have a fantastic week! Remember reverse racism isn't real and we live on stolen land." And then I'd add a cute picture of my dog What is your most useless talent?: I can remember the very first interaction I've had with every person Blurb: If not empathy, show sympathy.

 Name: Brandon Mok
       
     

Name: Brandon Mok

 Name: Tianxing Jiang
       
     

Name: Tianxing Jiang